Creating Crazy Mary at Arkham Asylum!

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It's been a few months since Officer Mariana was locked in Arkham Asylum alongside another kind of villains for what happened on the day she became evil, and this whole issue was driving her so crazy, that she started twisting her own vision of justice by turning it into a complete justification for Harley's demise.

But what can she be doing inside the house of Gotham's most demented villains? Well, let's take a look.

{Location: Arkham Asylum's Courtyard...} ("Joker's Funland Theme") [Lego Batman 1]

Lego Villainess Lilly: I don't think it should be allowed to talk to normal goons, considering Mary's current state of mind...

Officer Mariana: I know getting arrested by Batman is a bad feeling. But getting in here because of Harley Quinn is my own version of getting arrested by Batman. And I don't intend on being here for way too long.

Female Joker Goon: Looks like justice also turned against you, Miss Officer. But how do you intend on getting out of here? Well, maybe they would let you out because of your lawful actions, but I doubt it.

Officer Mariana: Well, that's where I need help from people like you. Your coworkers should know where Harley keeps her monster truck, and how to make a silent escape...

Female Joker Goon: We don't know how to make silent escapes, but we know where that monster truck is located. So, would it work to use the truck to break the doors and have you and the rest escape?

Officer Mariana: Yes, it would work.

Female Joker Goon: I have one question. Why is a police officer like you doing deals with us?

Officer Mariana: Because, since I stepped inside Arkham Asylum, I'm not a police officer anymore... Police officers don't stay as guests in Arkham Asylum... But a new side of mine was invented, a new me was born...

Female Joker Goon: You're going to turn into a life of crime? Don't ruin your life by becoming one of us, it's for your own good.

Officer Mariana: How nice to see you worrying about me. Also, I'm in the need of having some employees on my nominee, so I would like you to become my first goon.

Female Joker Goon: I'm sorry, but I follow rules from the Joker and Harley Quinn.

Officer Mariana: Oh, really? And what if I gave you some graphic material of Batman suffering to every villain's heart content?

Female Joker Goon: I highly doubt that even exists.

Officer Mariana: Well, today you'll see it for yourself. (She takes out a folder)

Female Joker Goon: What is that?

Officer Mariana: (Opening the folder) A printed DeviantArt gallery about Batman suffering by every villain's revenge wishes. And it can all be for you and your friends if you guys accept to become my loyal goons starting today.

Female Joker Goon: Is that all you can give?

Officer Mariana: I can give this gallery, a raise in the salaries that Joker and Harley gave you, and a shiny artifact that I casually found in the commissary's evidence room. Truth is, this was from the museum, but the police department stole it after confiscating it for "evidence".

Female Joker Goon: Miss Mariana, you got yourself a deal! Let me get the rest of the gang, then we can discuss the breaking out part.

Officer Mariana: Good.

Lego Villainess Lilly: What are those two talking about? I better get the rest of the guys for help...

{Some moments later...} ("Decisive Battlefield / Dyna Blade") [Team Kirby Clash Deluxe]

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