Tomodachi Life Stories: Spinoff Series / Season 3 Book!

A Reaction Oneshot About the Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien Song

Today's reaction story was suggested by EnergeticWriter2020, and we'll have the European Group and Nathan Colin Bronsen reacting to one specific song from the Madagascar 3 Movie, and with some guests of my side reacting to that song as well.

As the title says, the song is the "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" Song, which had its interpretation by Captain Chantel Dubois. A woman so cruel and cold she makes the Madhouse of this Island look like adorable little children, and who also leaves Makunga from the second movie as an amateur in evil plans.

Listen to her theme song, and you'll get what we mean by that. The movie gives the whole package, though.

Oh well, we're focusing on the French song now.

{Location: Study Club 1A, Ontarighton University...} ("Deseos de Gasolina") [Third World Tournament]

Shadow Stephanie: How's it going, Tamaki?

Tamaki Suoh: It's been a nice day.

Shadow Stephanie: So, what happened after Felix got the Savoury Mince Pie for Nathan?

Tamaki Suoh: That gaming crazy brother of his had us on a gaming marathon until he let us free...

Shadow Stephanie: Wait, the pie competition was to stay safe from his brother's gaming session?

Tamaki Suoh: You don't want to be in my place with Levi Austin Bronsen on that day. He didn't care that we were destroyed after chasing Felix through a whole Walmart store...

Stephano Kjellberg: Never again...

Zeke Yeager: On the bright side, he gave us some break periods...

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg: My legs still hurt after that chasing event.

Nathan Colin Bronsen: Maybe next time, don't waste your energy running through a supermarket?

Stephanie González: So, what are we doing in this room?

Sylvie Paula Paula: I don't know. Care for a cookie? I made them myself.

Tamaki Suoh: I'll make us some royal coffee.

Stephanie González: Royal coffee? Are you rich, Mr. Suoh?

Shadow Stephanie: For Tamaki, Royal Coffee is the coffee our parents drink every morning.

Tamaki Suoh: Yes. Commoner Coffee is the cheap kind of coffee. Royal Coffee is the coffee most people love.

Stephanie González: Oh, I see!

Sayori: Cookies! I need one!

Lucía Dark Matter: Wait until the coffee is brought, Sayori... Or at least leave some cookies for the rest of us.

Sayori: What happened with that Sykkuno guy? Wasn't he invited?

Lucía Dark Matter: Sadly, no. I guess he was busy with other issues that required his attention.

Sayori: Oh.

Stephanie González: I find something weird around here.

Nathan Colin Bronsen: What would that be?

Stephanie González: From where I come from, it's Summer. In Fernton Heights, it's Winter.

Nathan Colin Bronsen: The weather is different between your island and the Chiharu Region, due to where they come from.

Stephanie González: Oh. Well, I was tired of the unbearable heat from where I come from.

Sylvie Paula Paula: We're all tired of that unbearable weather. It's nice to have a break in a place like this.