The Incorrect Quotes of Tomodachi Life Stories: Round 4 / Miitopia Special!

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The Incorrect Quotes of Tomodachi Life Island have returned for another time. But this time, it's a Miitopia special! (Featuring the collection of Miis from my Miitopia profile.)

Let's see what happens!

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Shadow Stephanie, the Dark Lord: I'm going to take you out.

Pyra: Great, it's a date!

Shadow Stephanie, the Dark Lord: I meant that as a threat.

Pyra: See you at 5:00 pm!

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Elizabeth Bathory: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Illyasviel Von Einsbern: Wasn't Mordred with you?

Mordred Pendragon: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Ferdinand Von Aegir: You know those things will kill you, right?

Zero-Two, Bloody Angel: (With another glass of whiskey) That's the point.

Junko Enoshima: (Smoking) We're speeding up the process.

Constance Von Nuvelle: (Eating raw cookie dough)

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Margarita Zavala: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Nintendo Switch-Chan: What if it bites me and it dies?!

Margarita Zavala: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Switchy, learn to listen.

Draculaura (Monster High): What if it bites itself and I die?

Margarita Zavala: That's voodoo.

Internet Explorer-Chan: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Margarita Zavala: That's a correlation, not causation.

Midori Gurin: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Darkness (Konosuba): That's kinky.

Margarita Zavala: Oh my God.

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Yuri: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Natsuki: You people already know too much about me.

Sayori: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Yuffie Kirasagi: (Gently taps table)

Fallen Víctor: (Taps back)

Aerith Gainsborough: What are they doing?

King Dedede: Morse code.

Yuffie Kirasagi: (Aggressively taps table)

Fallen Víctor: (Slamming hands down) YOU TAKE THAT BACK-!

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Kirito: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral is it, having a look around the room and saying "Haven't decided yet" is typically a good response.

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Morrigan Aensland: My life is at the hands of an idiot!

Natural Harmonia Gropius: (Motioning to himself and Bernadetta) No, no, no, no, no, TWO idiots!

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