Tomodachi Life Stories: Spinoff Series / Season 3 Book!

Tomodachi Life Stories' Guide to Playing Soccer Games!

Tomodachi Life Stories have the honor of presenting their own guide to playing soccer games, all thanks to a comedy segment called "La Jugada Polaca" (The Political Play in English) from the political commentary YouTube channel known as Latinus_us.

Since it's fully in Spanish, we're doing the English translation, but with our stories issues and characters.

Want to know how to play Soccer in this mixed style? Well, here we go!

{Location: Mii News' TV Forum, San Nicolás de Los Garza} ("Robot Squidward Boss Battle") (Rehydrated Fanmade Music) [LukeAnimate]

Mayoress Amber Williams: Welcome, dear viewers and friends. Today we're going to be teaching you the basics of Soccer, but with the issues and characters from the stories that we have been part of.

(She brings out a giant tv screen)

Mayoress Amber Williams: You may be wondering, how are we going to learn to play Soccer like this? Well, nothing we can't learn while laughing.

(The TV screen shows its first image)

Mayoress Amber Williams: And to properly explain this sport, we're going into a virtual stadium called the "Bethy VA Stadium". It may look like a baseball stadium on the outside, but it's actually a soccer stadium on the inside.

(They move on into the next area)

Mayoress Amber Williams: Now, we go into the Fair Play. While in soccer it's for a rule-based game, in our stories' field, it would be the good characters. The ones that haven't been evil or overly evil. Like the Fernton Heights characters, for example.

(The TV screen goes for the opposite side)

Mayoress Amber Williams: Now, we go with the opposite of the fair play. In soccer, it would be known as the Neymars. You know, the ones who fake their injuries or exaggerate a fault just for attention. Take Jeannette Annaletta for example.

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{It changes towards Jeannette Annaletta inside the stadium...} ("The Mad God's Blessings") [Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia]

Jeannette Annaletta: It's just not fair that we got turned into a laughingstock thanks to those worthless Plegians and their damned fanatics! We should have won that day! Awakening is the Worst Fire Emblem Game Ever!

Jeralt Arnold Von Hresvelg: And what happened afterward, Jeannette?

Jeannette Annaletta: Only failed plans... And as if that wasn't enough, I get to see Grima's kids in the Order of Heroes' Castle for a long time!

Jeralt Arnold Von Hresvelg: You should have given up a long time ago.

Jeannette Annaletta: I can't let my dreams go away so easily!

Mayoress Amber Williams: (Narrating Voice) We also have other examples of those Neymar-type people in here.

Musume Ronshaku: AAAAAAAHHH! He dared to make a terrorist attack against my sense of fashion!

Sean William McLoughlin: It was just a food war, no big deal, lady.

Musume Ronshaku: Do you know who I am?! I can make your life a living hell with just the snap of my fingers!

Sean William McLoughlin: Guess what? I don't care.

Officer Mariana: Curse you, Harleen Quinzel! You have destroyed my most prized memory!

Harley Quinn: It wasn't me! It was Batgirl's fault!

Officer Mariana: I'll teach you a lesson myself!