Tomodachi Life Stories: Spinoff Series / Season 3 Book!

El Pulso de la República Portrayed by the Tomodachi Life Stories!

Here's a collection of jokes or sketches from "El Pulso de la República" (The Pulse of the Republic in English) translated to English and acted by the characters of these stories just for the sake of it.

(Sketch One: Baby Seal-made Boots, Unknown Episode)

Camilla: My newest law will include taking away the salaries of the Order of Heroes, make a pair of boots with a baby seal's skin, and have a harem of every female from Nohr and Hoshido.

Hinoka: That law is never going to be accepted...

Camilla: I'm proposing it to the council of the Order of Heroes to see if it gets approved or not.

Hinoka: But you already have the baby seal boots!

Camilla: But I'm not going to use them until they approve my law! So, this isn't a crime.

(Sketch Two: How Beef Tacos are a Celebration of the Mexican Conquest, "Taconquista" Episode)

Angel: If you eat more tacos, you're celebrating the Mexican Conquest more. With one taco, it's a little celebration. With 5 tacos, you're a glutton. But if you eat 8, it's a major celebration! And if it's a beef torta, then you're also celebrating the 5 de Mayo Battle! Dare to mix it with a Coca-Cola soda, and it's also celebrating the day Texas was sold! Don't take any of these instead!

Sylvie Paula Paula: Miss Margarita Zavala's passing by!

Angel: Come over here, my queen!

(Sketch Three: The Trio of Aunts' opinions about the 4th Transformation, Sketches 2018 Episode, Minute 5:38)

Lilly: We're going downhill this time.

Virizion: We're going to be fine.

Lilly: We're really going downhill for worse.

Virizion: We're going for a better future. The 4th Transformation is going to be very cool, and I believe in the president.

Lilly: We're going to be worse than what we are now, and everything will be worth nothing.

Victoria: It's going to be like any other government we've had for the last years, nothing so special.

Virizion: It's going to be our best time.

Lilly: You wish. We're going to be worse than before.

Victoria: No well, Watermelon with Milk is a bad combination for you.

(Lilly and Virizion quietly laugh)

(Sketch Four: Reactions towards Margarita Zavala's declined campaign)

Víctor Manuel Treviño González: (As the main conductor) As we know, Margarita Zavala decided to abandon her presidential campaign, to which the electoral authorities said...

Marth: What, what? (Handsome smile) (Representing Mr. Lorenzo Córdoba)

Víctor Manuel Treviño González: And to which all of us said...

The Kids of the Order of Heroes: Oh, really? What a waste...

Víctor Manuel Treviño González: And the guys in charge of printing the electoral ballots said...

Aliena: (Dropping papers) Are you serious?

Víctor Manuel Treviño González: And her main personal enemy said...