Dream & Origin Smp Oneshots

MCYT Incorrect Quotes

Everything about this chapter is probably funny

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Phil-When life gives you lemons you. . .

Sapnap-Try to start a car with them

Wilbur-Sapnap you've got it all wrong.

George-You make lemonade, duh

Wilbur- Wrong again. Tommy, have at it.

Tommy in autotune-WILBUUUUURRRRRRRRR YOU CUT THEM IN HALF AND SQUEEZE THEM INTO YOUR ENEMY'S EYES!!!!

Wilbur- Correct, Tommy.

Everybody else- WHAT THE F

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Tommy, t-posing in a doorway- Hello father figure

Sam, clearly tired- Hello, problem child

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Wilbur, driving Tommy & Tubbo: Road work ahead?

Wilbur: Yeah I sure hope it does.

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Dream: I have faith in you

George: WHY?

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Techno: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Wilbur: Tommy, how tall are you?

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Young Tommy, holding an advent calendar: What happens when all the chocolate is gone?

Young Phil: Then it's Christmas

Young Tubbo & Tommy: WHAT! So if I eat it all. . .

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Tommy: Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich

Wilbur: Go back to sleep and STARVE

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Sapnap: You think I could fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth?

George: You're a hazard to society

Dream: And a coward. Do 20.

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Dream: What should I be for Halloween?

Fundy: My boyfriend

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Tommy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Ranboo: I've witnessed the dumb stuff

Dream: I recorded the dumb stuff

Tubbo: I joined you in the dumb stuff

Phil: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Sapnap: You good?

Dream: No.

Sapnap: Why?

Dream: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Tommy walks in*

Dream: AND THERE IT IS AGAIN

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Tommy: Don't correct me!

Purpled: Don't be wrong!

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Phil as a teacher: Alright who is happy to be back at school?

Tommy: Absolutely no one

Phil: Thank god let's get the fuck out of here

Phil: *Driving away with a car full of Dream SMP members*

Wilbur: WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME!

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Techno: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?

Tubbo: People die when you have fun.

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Tubbo: I made tea.

Purpled: I don't want tea

Tubbo: I didn't make you tea. I made tea for Ranboo and Tommy.

Purpled: Then why did you tell me?

Tubbo: Because it's a conversation starter.

Purpled: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Tubbo: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Tommy: It's so nice to be wanted.

Sam: You're wanted dead or alive.

Tommy: Oh? I just saw a poster with the words 'Wanted' with a picture of me.

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AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY! Hope you guys enjoyed and if you did please vote lol. A lot of the incorrect quotes are from confused_muffin's book, so go check that out. I know it's hermitcraft but the quotes are amazing.