Damn I haven't updated this book in forever...anyway, have some incorrect quotes!
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Tommy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Tubbo: Wasn't Ranboo with you?
Ranboo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Tommy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Tubbo: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your someone's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Ranboo: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Tommy: Tell Tubbo about the birds and the bees!
Ranboo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Tubbo: Ranboo and I are having a child.
Tommy: Coo-
Tubbo, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, here.
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Tommy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Tubbo does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Ranboo: If Tubbo were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Tubbo jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Tommy: You jump off a cliff!
Ranboo: Gladly. Provided Tubbo did first.
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Tommy: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Tubbo: You people already know too much about me.
Ranboo: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Tubbo: Tommy, keep an eye on Ranboo today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Tommy: Sure, I'd love to see Ranboo get punched.
Tubbo: Try again.
Tommy, sighing: I will stop Ranboo from getting punched.
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*Ranboo and Tubbo sitting in jail together*
Tubbo: So who should we call?
Ranboo: I'd call Tommy, but I feel safer in jail
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Tommy: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Tubbo: Tommy no.
Ranboo: Mistlefoe.
Tubbo: Please stop encouraging them.
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Tommy: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Tubbo: The car takes a screenshot.
Ranboo: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Tommy: If you had to choose between Tubbo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Ranboo: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Tubbo: Ranboo!
Tommy: 63 cents.
Ranboo: I'll take the money.
Tubbo: RANBOO!!!
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Tommy: While I'm gone, Tubbo's in charge.
Tubbo: YESSS!!!!
Tommy, whispering to Ranboo: You're secretly in charge.
Ranboo: Of course.
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Tommy, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Tubbo, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Ranboo: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Tommy: playing systemic oppression
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Tommy: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Tubbo: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Ranboo: Smad.
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Tommy: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Tubbo: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Tommy: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Ranboo: edible
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