Dream & Origin Smp Oneshots

ANOTHER INCORRECT QUOTES (Minor edition

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Why are Ranboo and Tubbo sitting with their backs to each other?

Purpled: They had a fight

Tommy: Then why are they holding hands?

Purpled: They get sad when they fight

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.

Ranboo: Crap.

Tubbo: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Tommy: OH MY GOD PURPLED FELL OFF!!!

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*Tommy is cooking*

Tubbo: Any chance that's for me?

Tommy: It's for Purpled. I'm planning on making some bad choices and I need him on my side.

Ranboo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Ranboo: Tubbo, I'm sad.

Tubbo: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Tommy: Purpled, I'm sad.

Purpled, nodding: mood.

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*The minors playing among us*

Ranboo: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Tubbo: Is it me Ranboo?

Ranboo: No, it's not you.

Tommy: Is it me, Ranboo?

Ranboo: It's not you either.

Purpled: Is it me, Ranboo?

Ranboo: . . .

Ranboo, mockingly: Is IT mE RaNBoo?

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Ranboo: Tommy was banned from the all-you-can-eat place down the street, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Tommy: Well, they shouldn't say 'all you can eat ' if they don't mean it.

Ranboo: Tommy, you ate a chair.

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Ranboo: This is such a bad idea.

Tommy: Then why are you coming along?

Ranboo: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us.

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Purpled: Must be hard not to be able to laugh

Tommy: I do have a sense of humor you know

Purpled: I've never heard you laugh before

Tommy: I've never heard you say anything funny

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Tubbo: How petty can you get?

Tommy: I once edited a wiki article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Tubbo: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Tommy: That's why I carry two swords.

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Tubbo: Tommy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Tommy: Well of course I have.

Tommy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Tommy: It makes you depressed.

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Tubbo: What are your goals?

Tommy: To kill all men.

Tubbo: No, fitness goals.

Tommy: To be able to run fast enough to kill all the men.

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And that'll be it for today, I'm probably gonna do another one, sadly. I'm fucking obsessed lol

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