Dream & Origin Smp Oneshots

Smajor Incorrect Quotes!

Hello! This was requested by Beatles1957. This might not match his personality. I don't really watch Scott, so sorry :(

Hope you enjoy :)

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Fundy: I can explain.

Scott: Can you?

Fundy: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.

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Scott: My life isn't as amazing as my wanted poster makes it.

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Scott: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Jack, accidentally setting Scott on fire.: Oh shit, Scott!

Scott, who takes double damage from fire: I've got a new hitlist, and you're second to top.

Jack: Wait, who's first?

Scott: The short fox idiot.

Jack: You mean Fundy?

Scott: I don't fucking care at this point.

ScottMajor burned to death.

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Scott, banging on the door of Fundy's fox burrow: FUNDY! OPEN UP!

Fundy: Well, it all started when my mother died-

Charlie: Wait- he meant-

Wilbur, halfway through the floor: Let him finish.

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Scott: Have you seen a Kitsune named Fundy around here?

Charlie: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the pub.

Tommy: Looks fine to me!

Charlie: IT USED TO BE CLEAN!

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Smajor: Care for another sundae, weenie?

Fundy: I am not a weenie!

Charlie: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*

Fundy: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.

Wilbur: You tell 'em, Fundy! *sips his drink*

Fundy: Wilbur, what're you doing here?

Wilbur: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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