I Think I Made a ShitPost? - 1/???

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Me: *Just listening to music and reading stories on Wattpad.*

*Sister knocks then opens the door.*

Sis: Dinner's in five, sis.

*Closes the door calmly.*

Me:....That's not my sister!!!! GRANDMOTHER, WE HAVE AN IMPOSTER AMONG US!!!!

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Shifter:-and then, he had the gall to eat my fries!!!! I stole them first!!!!

Baku: *Sweatdrop.* You did steal his fries, Shifts. Dolos is just returning the favor!!!!

Shifter: I wouldn't have done that if he HASN'T STOLE MY CHOCOLATE!!!!

Baku:....Understandable. I'll go call the others.

Shifter: *Already planning Dolos pranking fest.*

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Dolos: *Shivers while eating some fries.*.....I'm in danger, aren't I?

Fujio: No Shit, you dumbass. We STOLE food from Shifter.

Dolos:....Do you think he will go easy on us if we kidnap a Seraphim for him?

Fujio: We need Creator's help and even then it's a 50/50 percent chance that we won't go through a pranking hell.

Dolos:.....I've doomed us, haven't I?

Fujio: The Dumbass finally gets it!!!!!

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(In Another Multiverse/Omniverse)

Error: Okay, what should we do if a stranger comes up to us?

Horror: Eat them?

Killer: Kill them for the audacity?

Dust: Kill them for LV?

Razz: Torture them for information on the other victims?

Fresh: Mess with them then possess them?

Red:....The fuck is wrong with you guys?

Nightmare: I ask myself why I have them in the first place. Error and I are the only ones that have some common sense and that doesn't say a lot.

Red:.....The actual fuck. Why did I join again?

Nightmare: To get away from your brother for awhile while also getting paid and finding out some truths.

Red:...Oh yeah. That's why.

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*In the middle of a battlefield between 'Good' and 'Evil' in Another Multiverse.*

Ink: Wait, why are we fighting again?

*Everyone literally pauses as they all look at Ink who was about to bash Error in the ribs. Dream and Blue facepalm while those considered 'bad' gave the smudge a 'really?' look.*

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