Random Ideas/Shitpost #2

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{Zero pulse control, let's go! I also drew the picture above of which took over one to two hours to get right! Enjoy~! (*^▽^*)}

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Error: *Chillin in the Anti-Void.*

Ink: *Appears with no noise and whispers to Error.* Hey little mama, let me whisper in your ear~.

Error: *Shrieks loudly and jumps away immediately.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

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Nightmare: -And this is why you shouldn't leave Horror unsupervised. He ends up getting into something that he shouldn't.

Horror: *Walks through the door while sipping on something.*

Nightmare:...Horror, where were you?

Horror:...

Nightmare:...

Horror:...Well, the good news is that nobody was killed.

Nightmare:...And the bad news?

Horror: I'm now a God in an AU. I've been dubbed the Blood God.

Cross: *Shrieks and hisses while getting into the corner.*

Dust and Killer: *Chants* Hail the Blood God!

Error: *Walks in. Looks around then walks back out while looking done.* Fuck this shit I'm out.

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Fresh: Broski, it's just unrad of how you are taking drugs! It's not good man!

Sci:...This is my medicine for my insomnia!

Fresh: It's an unrad drug!

Sci: Fresh, every medicine is made from drugs to help the body! Even the medicine to heal your parasite body and host is a drug!

Fresh: *Bluescreen death mode activated.*

Sci: Stars help me.

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Ink: Wait, hold on. Why am I here again?

Dream: To solve the reason why you are obsessed with Error. We all know how he looks interesting with his unique bones and how he reacts but you are going too far!

Ink: Pff-! Me, obsessed? You know me! I'm soulless and emotionless off my paint! I would forget him easily!

Dream: *Looks unimpressed while raising a bone brow.* Hmm, we'll see. Favorite treat?

Ink: Easy! Everybody knows this! Chocolate!

Dream: Favorite food?

Ink: He likes anything that has chicken while avoiding anything with sausage!

Dream: Hobbies?

Ink: Stargazing, sewing, Crocheting, making those cute little dolls, looking at Undernovella, and reading about flowers, fantasy, horror, comedy, and dark humor! He doesn't like romance all that much even though he hates how Sin of Undernovella gets in between Asgoro and his love.

Dream: Goals?

Ink: While he does want to destroy everything, that's actually not his true goal! He rather open a place where those that are considered bad, mishappen, insane, freak, or other things can have a place to call home!

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