𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅
"No way!" I yell at Bucky in protest standing up from my place on the couch.
"Face it Alex, I'll beat you in anything we do" Bucky says sweetly giving me a smug smile, ugh I wish I could slap it right off his dumb face.
"Do you guys ever stop fighting?" Sam says as he, Wanda, Clint, Nat, and Peter walk into the living room. "What is it about this time?"
"Bucky thinks he can beat me in anything but he's clearly delusional" I scoff and roll my eyes at Bucky who was playing with his long dark hair ignoring me.
"Why don't you guys make a bet right now?" Peter suggests as he lays down next to Nat on the opposite couch. "Loser does whatever the winner says for a week" I grin to myself thinking of all the dumb shit I could make robocop do. This should be an easy win for me.
"Fine, what's the bet?" Bucky asks. At that moment Steve walks into the room with Tony talking about something and Sam gets an evil grin on his face. He whispers something to Wanda so the two can't hear. Once Sam stops whispering to Wanda, I can feel her put the message into my head as if it was my own thought.
'Whoever can get Steve the most flustered or embarrassed the fastest'
Oh this was going to be easy. Steve is an awkward golden boy surely this will be a walk in the park. I give one final look to Bucky and walk over to Tony and Steve who were talking near the bar. I sway my hips and push in front of Tony to stand in front of Steve. Tony scowls at me and flips me off before refilling his drink. I had a tactic that always came in handy at my old jobs, seduction and deceiving.
"Hey Steve" I coo as I run my hand up his arm toned arm. Already he was getting awkward and quiet.
"Hi Alex, um..." Steve looks around the room for help. Tony looking super confused sipping his drink and the others were grinning madly trying not to laugh, well except for Barnes.
"I had a question for you" I say slowly as I look him up and down not so subtly, admiring his muscular body.
"Yes...?"
"Are you a virgin?" Steve's whole face became as red as a tomato and his body became stiff. I give a flirtatious yet innocent look trying to throw him off.
"I uh, What?" I could tell I already won and Bucky didn't look to happy about it.
"It's okay if you are Steve" I move Steve to the side making him lean against the bar with my hands on his chest. "I could always change that..." I smile flirtatiously at the soldier who was now stumbling over his words and becoming as red as Tony's suit. Speaking of Tony, he looked terrified and was rushing to cover Peter's eyes.
"Alex what do you- I um- no thanks, not that I don't want to! I mean I would but- wait no I-" Steve couldn't finish his sentence before he just pushed me off him in a hurry to get far away from the situation. Normally I would be hurt, but I think I just won the bet.
"I think I win Barnes" I cackle to myself as I move back to the couch where I collapse next to Sam who was also in a fit of giggles.
"No far! She used her looks and seductiveness against him! I can't seduce Steve!" Bucky complained loudly causing the rest to burst into laughter. Tony must have caught on because he didn't look like a frightened child anymore.
"Sure you can, you could get ready a candle lit dinner and some rose petals on your bed. Maybe play some music, may I suggest 'it's been a long long time'?" I walk past the annoyed soldier and pat him on the head while giving him a smirk. Bucky won't be able to try getting Steve flustered until he finally comes down and stops having a heart attack.
*Time skip*
It's been a couple hours since the Steve thing and we were all sitting at the dinner table eating some Russian dish Natasha cooked for us. I sit in a chair next to Pietro and across from Bucky and Steve and Steve stilled looked flushed.
"Hey Barnes, pass the salt" I say not looking up form my dish. Bucky didn't move at all and seemed to not have heard me. "Salt, Barnes." Still no response.
"Here you go Alex" Steve passes me the salt without looking at me and sets it down in front of me. I glare daggers at Bucky as I put some salt on my plate.
"thanks, STEVE" I glare at Bucky who just ignored me, god I hate him. So annoying so up himself, so, so, so...UGH.
"Do you hear that, sounds like a fly" Bucky says looking around the room before finally landing his eyes on me, "It's so annoying." I grit my teeth and grip onto my knife I really want to stab him right now. Why does this always happen during meals? I kick him under the table causing him to groan out in pain, I snicker to myself and continue to eat my food. I feel a sharp pain strike my shin causing me to wince, then I feel another pain strike my leg. "oops..."
"Barnes, I swear I'm going to skin you alive and mail your body to Fury if you don't stop kicking me" I threaten as the grip on my fork tightens as well.
"Not if I do it first Montgomery" Bucky shoots back.
"Oh shiver me timbers I'm scared! I'm quaking in my little boots" I say dramatically pretending to shake. Pietro laughed silently to himself as he continued to eat and watch us.
"I hate you so much Alex I hope you fall off a cliff." Bucky scowls at me at gives Pietro a dirty look making him shut up immediately.
"Good come back Bucky, you really showed me" I say sarcastically with a grin on my face making his jaw clench. My short lived victory was over once I saw his eyes light up with an idea. Bucky leaned over to Steve and whispered something into his ear that none of us could make out. In an instance Steve was a blubbering mess and went bright red and fell off his chair onto the ground.
"BuCkY nOo" Steve stuttered from the floor trying to stand up but failing miserably by slipping over again. Bucky smiles in victory and gives me a smug smile.
"Looks like I won the bet" Bucky said in victory as he look at the mess which was Steve. "Alex be a dear and bring me a coke."
"Yell no! I'm not your servant" I shoot back angrily, who did he think he was? Fucking Queen Elizabeth?
"Actually you are, loser does whatever the winner says, remember?" I forgot about that part, I look down to Sam and Peter.
"A deal is a deal Alex. Can't back out now" Sam said. I grit my teeth and stand up making my chair scratch against the floor. I drag myself over to the fridge and get a coke can from the fridge and throw it right at Bucky's head. Sadly he caught it effortlessly and just cracked it open to take a sip, damn super soldier. I thought for sure I would win this!
"Thanks doll, try not to have an attitude next time though" I felt anger bubble inside me as I marched over to Bucky to smack him over the head. However in one swift movement I was picked up and thrown over Thor's shoulder.
"Lady Alex don't hurt Bucky" Thor said trying to contain me.
"No Thor! Let me go so I can beat his ass!" I yell as I try to escape his iron grip, "I'll show you attitude Barnes you old man!"
"Sure you will Alex" Bucky said sipping his coke and giving me a wink. I just felt angrier. I grabbed the closet thing I could and wiggled out from Thor's grip and went to swing at Bucky's head before Thor got me back into his arms.
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"We meet again Sergeant Barnes" (Bucky x Fem Oc)
FanfictionAlexandria Montgomery, a deadly assassin who has made a deal with Director Fury and has decided to join 'Earth's mightiest heroes,' the Avengers. However, this change when Alexandria is greeted with a face she hadn't seen for decades, James 'Bucky'...