"We meet again Sergeant Barnes" (Bucky x Fem Oc)

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧: "You two need to get along!"

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝙾𝚅

After a while, Thor finally grabbed and restrained Bucky from stabbing Alexandria by putting Mjolnir on his back, pinning him to the cold hard ground. Without a doubt, Alexandria made fun of him and teased him while the others cleaned up dinner.

"Just you wait Alexandria until I get this stupid hammer off of me!" Bucky yelled angrily, trying his best to get out of the hammers grasp. 

"Yeah, whatever C3PO."

Tony laid an unconscious Peter in the guest bedroom which he would stay in for sleep overs. When he returned, he looked like he was going t murder someone for hurting his adoptive son.

𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊'𝚜 𝙿𝙾𝚅

"ALEXANDRIA! BUCKY!" Tony yelled as he came back into the room, "YOU LITTLES SHITS!"

"LANGUAGE!" Wow, Steve really was an old man.

"You had one job! Don't scare Peter!" Tony was really pissed. I have no idea what the big deal is, all Peter did was faint. I got stabbed and chased with a knife if anything I should be in a hospital bed and Barnes should be in therapy or an insane asylum.

"We are very sorry for hurting your spider son Tony, but can you move this damn hammer now" Barnes groaned from the floor, I couldn't help but smile. Tony stormed off somewhere and Thor came over to the two of us and removed Mjolnir from his back. Literally the moment the hammer was gone Barnes tackled me to the ground making me land hard on my back.

"Should we do something?" Thor asked worriedly to Pietro who was helping his sister with the dishes.

"Nah" Pietro laughed as he watched me and Barnes struggle on the ground.

I kept kicking him in the side trying to get him off me, but it wasn't working at all, he had me pinned to the ground. Barnes held up arms above my head to stop me from punching him right in the nose. His dark hair hanging down in front of his face as he looked down at me. I struggled beneath him trying to kick him in the dick or something.

"Stop struggling doll I won" Barnes said arrogantly giving me a sarcastic smile... wait, doll?

"Doll? Careful James your age is showing" I mutter still struggling to get free from his grasp. I could hear him laughing at me and god it was annoying.

"Bucky can you let Alex go now?" Clint said walking into the room with Sam, "Steve's gone to bed and said he doesn't want your fighting to wake him up."

"He's going to bed at 7:00pm? He's such an old man, and that's coming from the girl born in the 1300s" I say rolling my eyes. Barnes eventually gets off me and let's me go, as soon as he does I punch him in the ribs as payback. I must admit, one of my biggest flaws is being vengeful and very petty. I punch him again for extra measures.

"Ow! You already punched me once we're even!" He groaned while holding his ribs in one hand.

"I don't get even Barnes, I win" I walk away from him to help Wanda and Pietro put away the dishes. Pietro complained about how he couldn't use his powers to speed things up. Apparently last time he did though, the sink was overflowing with bubbles and their were about 6 smashed plates and a very angry Pepper. After I helped put everything away, Tony came back into the room with Bruce who looked tired and in desperate need of a coffee.

"BUCKY! ALEX!" Jeez what does he want now? I look over to Barnes who looks like he's thinking the exact same thing, Tony apparently turns into a maniac when he's mad. "You two need to get along! Bruce is going to be your therapist and you two are going to talk it out, couple's therapy if you will."

"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!" I yell shutting one of the kitchen cabinets a little to hard causing Pietro to jump slightly. "we are NOT a couple!"

"Yeah, we AREN'T! If Alexandria were my girlfriend, I'd poison her food!" Barnes says glaring at me intensely.

"Oh yeah? If I was your girlfriend, I'd eat it with hesitation!" Tony rolls his eyes and drags us both to the living room with Bruce.

"You two can talk it out with Bruce, I and the rest of the team will be enjoying martinis and watching you through the cameras." Tony says leaving quickly back to the elevator, poor Bruce looked sick of our shit and wanted to drink martinis too.

"Ugh alright let's get this over with, Bucky what don't you like about Alex?" Bruce asked sitting in one of the armchairs. I was sitting on one end of a couch and Barnes sat on the other end.

"Everything, the real question is their anything to like about her" He said simply with no hesitation. Bruce sighed and took off his glasses.

"Want to be more specific?"

"Well she did try to kill my best friend." Seriously? He's still mad about that? What a baby.

"Oh come on! I said I was sorry and Steve forgave me, why can't you? You're such a child."

"Fine. I don't like it when you act like a bitch and annoy me on purpose."

"Okay that's something we can work with... Alex what don't you like about Bucky?"

"I don't like how he holds grudges and has a bitchy attitude all the time" I grumble slouching into the couch, "I just want to throw a lamp at your head and tell you to lighten the fuck up."

"DO IT" Barnes says standing up challenging me. 

"I WILL" I go to pick up a lamp and throw it at his head but Bruce stops me quickly and takes the lamp from me. He yells at us both about how we are childish or something and we both sit back on the couch. I put and stare off out the window. 

"I still hate you." I say to the dumb solider, avoiding his eyes.

"I still hate you too."

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝙾𝚅

The team sat in the security room drinking martinis Wanda was supplying with the help of her powers. They watched Alexandria and Bucky fight and Bruce rub his temples trying not to fall asleep of jump out the window.

"Maybe we should stop this before someone gets hurt, Alexandria just tried to throw a lamp at Bucky." 

"Quiet Captain! This is quite entertaining, I'm sure no one will get hurt. Well not Lady Alexandria anyway..." Thor cut off Steve, taking a sip of his martini that he mixed with some Asgardian liquor. 

"I mean she did say she would do it and Bucky literally said 'do it'" Clint says sipping his drink while leaning his head on Natasha's solider. 

"What are we going to do with these two?"