Argentina: Chile I hate Britain
Chile: ok
Argentina: Chile I am going to get the falklands back
Chile: Why do you want them so badly
Argentina: Because Britain owns them and I hate Britain
Chile: why do you hate Britain
Argentina: because of the Falklands...
Chile: and you want the Falklands because again?
Argentina: Because Britain owns them...
Chile: You see this doesn't make much sense
Argentina: I owned them before I'll get them back ok?
Chile: are you sure you want to do this? Fighting Britain isn't going to be easy.
Argentina: I doubt they'll care that much now that they've got Ireland. I'll go negotiate to but it.
Chile: ok
Argentina: Britain can I buy the Falklands off of you?
UK: I would literally give them to anyone else but you fuck off
Argentina: I heard Chile wants the Falklands
Chile: No I don't.
Argentina: You were supposed to play along you thicko.
UK: Ok bye
Argentina: No, this means war!
UK: I have went to war twice already why do I have to do another one.
Argentina: I guess I'll just take the Falklands then!
Argentina starts invading The Falkland Islands
UK: Oh no it's all gone pear-shaped!
Chile: Huh
UK: idk it's just a saying that the cockneys say.
Chile: Cockneys?
UK: Oh shut up you plonker help me against Argentina
Chile: I think I'll stay neutral... too scared to fight against other sides you know?
Argentina troops arrive in the Falklands
Argentina: It doesn't have to be like this Britain! Just give me the Falklands right now and everything will be ok!
UK: No, I don't think I will
Argentina: Ok then time to start slaughtering the civilians
Chile: Wait what?
UK: Oh bollocks, the troops better hurry up and get to the islands
Argentina: Chile what are you doing you puta.
Chile: Doing what's right
UK: Fucking cringe
Chile: I'm literally helping you.
Argentina: I'll have to send more troops over to Chile.. oh I can't do this I'm surrounded! I surrender!
UK: I thought I would've lost territory by now what the fuck is happening
Treaty Of Buenos Aires
Britain will keep the Falkland Islands as their territory
Chile Will Annex Tierra Del Fuego
Argentina will pay war preparations
Signed: 🇬🇧 🇨🇱 🇦🇷 🇫🇰
UK: Wow we did our first treaty amazing, also Chile why did you help me.
Chile: It's meant to be a parody and unrealistic things happen so I thought why not.
UK: Oh yeah I forgot about that.
Argentina: grrr... I can't lose any more land! China! I would like to join CRP.
China: Great! It's good to have more South American countries in our pact.
USA: alright Argentina has joined China's side.. what happens next.
Venezuela: I don't feel so good collapses
USA: There it is
Colombia: Ooh free land that I can DEFINITELY control no need to worry about it.
West Venezuela: Too bad, we have now split into two countries.
East Venezuela: I am on china's side because I am the eastern one
West Venezuela: I am on America's side because I am the west
USA: Wicked!
Canada: shut up.
East Venezuela joins CRP and West Venezuela joins WTO
USA: It's always great to have new members!
Canada: America, this country has literally just popped into existence and we automatically trust it?
USA: Yeah that's how it works here doesn't it?
Canada: sure....
Russia: China, this country has literally just popped into existence and we automatically trust it?
China: if it betrays us, we massacre them!
Russia: Oh...yeah! What a great plan with zero flaws whatsoever wow China that was perfect!...
China: we do not speak of it if they ask us about it, we say, not our fault, got that?
Russia: yeah..
YOU ARE READING
AFOTW (Real and Scary)
HumorA parody on AFOTW's because, they're not too realistic are they, so neither is this one, and it's meant to be unrealistic, meant to be funny so if you want to laugh maybe you'll laugh at this?
