Sweden: You cannot do anything to me! I have now joined CRP!
UK: Ok that's just breaking the rules
China: Do you want World War 3?
UK: No but-
China: Ok then good, now Sweden become communist
Sweden: Yes sire.
Sweden changes to a communist state
China: Bye now!
Norway: ???
Iceland: What has gotten into Sweden.
Norway: I don't know, but now CRP has a western country on their side, this isn't good.
Finland: Wow really? Not good?I wouldn't of thought!
Estonia: Yeah me too!
Iceland: Bruh
Norway: Ok Finland whatever.
Denmark: why did Iceland just say bruh
Iceland: Does it really matter?
Sicily: Italy give me independence bitch.
Italy: No! I will a getta WTO on my-a side! You cannot get independent against me!
USA: actually we aren't going to do shit.
Italy: Puta... alright Sicily let's fight!
USA: woah woah woah fight?
Italy: I mean you were okay with The UK fighting Scotland!
USA: That's different, he's the UK, you're Italy.
Italy: Son of a bitch.
USA: Well that's the rules
Italy: ...what rules?- anyway, I'm going to do what I do in the majority of AFOTW's and leave WTO because of some shitty reason, seeya!
USA: You'll miss us!
Italy: (no I won't) bye!
Italy leaves WTO
Italy: Now time to fight!
Italy vs Sicily
Sicily: Can I get any help America? I mean you were against Italy attacking me
USA: Nah you're not in our alliance new rule is that you have to be in our alliance to get help.
Sicily: But I can't join because I'm not independent!
USA: oh well
Sicily: Dumbass logic- dies
Italy: Mwa-hah-hah! Now I will gain more land! The empires will rule again! My first conquest is... invading Libya!
USA: Ok too far now that countries like... bigger than... like Florida.
Italy: Oh you can't stop me.. because I've joined CRP!
Canada: woah what a surprise. Dumbass Italy it happens every single time.
China: you don't want WW3 do you?
UK: No you've already asked that question.
China: yeah ok then, Italy! Let's invade Libya
Libya: What have I done now?
Italy: Nothing but you're crumbling so this is perfect for me
Italy invades Libya
Canada: This cannot lead to anything good.
Libya: I surrender
Italy: Yeah that's what I thought.
Italy annexes Libya
Italy: Alright, time to get rid of these two
Italy declares war on Slovenia and Malta
Malta and Slovenia: We'll join you! Please don't hurt us!
Italy: Yeah that's what I thought.
Italian Empire: Now I am an empire.
Norway: What is up with everyone lately?
Finland: Probably being held at gunpoint by CRP to do this for them.
Norway: Oh well there goes Italy, what is happening in the west?... west of Europe.
Iceland: idk bruh
Denmark: did Iceland just say bruh again
Iceland: does it really matter... again.
Catalonia: Spain give me independence you bitch.
Norway: Deja vu!
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AFOTW (Real and Scary)
HumorA parody on AFOTW's because, they're not too realistic are they, so neither is this one, and it's meant to be unrealistic, meant to be funny so if you want to laugh maybe you'll laugh at this?
