USA: We should probably do what BRICS did
Canada: they're called CPR now
USA: they'll be needing CPR once we're through with them! Up top!
Canada: no. Ok well what countries are going to be joining then.
USA: well we just ask them! AUSTRALIA!
Australia: my child just got snatched by a dingo.
USA: do you want to join NATO?
Australia: Well, I'm not in the North Atlantic silly!....billy!
USA: then I'll just rename it or some shit. CANADA!
Canada: what.
USA: if Aussie joins then we have to rename because he's not in the... what's it called? Fourth Atlantis?
Australia: North Atlantic you fuckin' dumbarse.
USA: Chill you dweeb, don't make me give you a wedgie!
Canada: Ignore him, we'll just rename it WTO for world treaty alliance if you join, deal?
Australia: Woo! Yeah.
Canada: Ok well then that's one, who do you think we should get next?
Australia: New Zealand? I think that's an obvious one.
USA: Pfft! New Zealand isn't real, everyone knows that.
Australia: she's our sister you fuckin'... oh I'm not surprised let's just go get her.
USA: it was obviously a joke, man you're lame dude!
Canada: I'm making dad the leader.
USA: no dude! Please give me one chance broski that's all I ask for!
Canada: Ok, fine. Now let's get New Zealand to join WTO, got that?
USA: WTO? What's that?
Canada: what the bleep..
Australia: what the fuck was that.
Canada: I'm Canada
Australia: fair enough.
New Zealand: You wanted me?
USA: Sup Zelda!
Australia: what the...
USA: basically me and the dudes want you to join our super rad WTO! I think that's what it's called now. It used to be called NATO, you may of heard of that. anyway you in? It's a sibling thing! You know.. sibling code.
Canada: It's not a sibling thing, China and Russia have had more countries join their alliance so we want to match up to them, that's why we want you to join.
USA: Man my brethren really are no fun brah!
New Zealand: Ok I'll join! Because then we'll be able to strengthen our bonds!
Australia: You're all fucking losers.
Canada: Alright well that's New Zealand done with! Who should be next?
New Zealand: Maybe Japan? We're good allies with them and they're nearby!
Canada: Great-
USA: J-Japan? N-no.. I'm too n-nervous-
Australia: I'm leaving.
Canada: No!
Australia: Not the alliance, just this strange conversation.
Canada: Ok fair enough.
Australia leaves the conversation.
USA: N-no guys come on!
Canada: I'll do the talking
USA: B-but I'm the l-leader-
???: No you aren't.
USA: Huh?
UK: come on you big ball of blubber, I'm clearly the leader, I'm your father. And I'm not letting you have japan join WTO!
USA: But japan is my life!
New Zealand: Yeah we know.
USA: Why can't you let her join?
UK: Well back in the day me and Imperial Japan were good friends, we made an alliance against Russia and fought together in WW1, but that backstabbing ball of tanukis betrayed me in WW2 by fighting with the you know whos. Japan is imperial Japan's daughter and they'll be backstabbing you by taking after her father! I'm only looking out to protect ya!
New Zealand: Alright dad maybe you need a rest-
UK: No! I'm perfectly fine!
Canada: Dad, Japan and China are enemies. They aren't going to be betraying us anytime soon.
UK: I'm trying to warn you!
Canada: New Zealand..
New Zealand: Ok.
New Zealand takes UK away
UK: No! Don't believe the 2D anime girls! They're coming for you! They're coming for you!....
Canada: well bro it's me and you, let's go get japan.
USA: no you do it.. I'm going to think about my love life.
Canada: You have none you just obsess over japan.
USA: Go... I need some time alone broski.
Canada goes to Japan
Japan: Konichiwa!
Canada: Do you have to speak in Japanese? Like this is in English just speak English.
Japan: s-sorry!
Canada: so that's where America gets his stutter from.
Japan: wow! H-he stut-
Canada: alright listen, I get that I'm Canada and I'm supposed to be nice. But like shut up for a moment.
Japan: ok.
Canada: Do you want to join our alliance.
Japan: WTO? I've heard all about it!
Canada: But the names been changed for like- whatever, you joining or not?
Japan: Ya Canada-San!
Canada: Oh lord... ok good, go ask South Korea if they want to join, they're probably going to get rinsed by CPR if they don't join us.
Japan: Ok!
To be continued
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AFOTW (Real and Scary)
HumorA parody on AFOTW's because, they're not too realistic are they, so neither is this one, and it's meant to be unrealistic, meant to be funny so if you want to laugh maybe you'll laugh at this?
