Canada: America explain!
USA: what?
Canada: Arkansas? Why pronounce like Arkansar?
USA: something to do with France I don't know.
France: remember the colonies I had in South Asia lol.
Canada: so random.
France: well you were talking about me so I thought I'd add to the conversation
USA: I wonder what's happening in South Asia? (South east Asia to be precise, to be even more precise the islands off of the coast of Thailand and the other countries yeah you get what I mean)
Indonesia: I sure fucking hate Malaysia
Malaysia: Help! Indonesia is going to invade me like they do in every AFOTW!!!
Brunei: it's about time I've been waiting for something to happen in South Asia.
Singapore: they're probably going to invade you as well you know
East Timor: well look who's talking!
Papua New Guinea: I don't think you can say much yourself...
Malaysia: None of you can! We're all bordering Indonesia and we're all going to get our asses handed unless-
???: Unless a hero approaches?
Brunei: Oh my how wonderful! China with a big star has come to save us!
Vietnam: wow ok thanks for the warm welcome....
Thailand: at least you aren't referred to as inverted Costa Rica
Vietnam: when has anyone ever called you that
Thailand: just wait a few parts ok?
Malaysia: Ok Vietnam are you sure you can do anything to help us?
Vietnam: I got my crew with me.
Nepal: Vietnam joined our alliance now don't ask why.
Indonesia: Ruh roh, rooks rike rindonesia ris roing ro reed rome relp.
Vietnam: why did you feel the need to do the scooby-doo voice throughout that whole sentence?
Indonesia: because its comedy have you ever heard of it too ducking cretin
Vietnam: calm down
Indonesia: I've literally got about 10 countries on my ass I can do what I want. Hey I'm going to need help over here.
???: yo Indonesia my drilla
Indonesia: huh?
China: I heard you needed help.
Indonesia: yes please China.
China: ok, well you're going to have to keep this on the down low, yo!
Indonesia: yeah yeah just get to the point
China: ok so me and the crew down at CRP are willing to hype you up!
Indonesia: please talk normally
China: ok fine... I would like to propose a request that consists of you and me forming a secret alliance against the alliance known as SHART and multiple countries bordering you. Knowing my hatred towards one of SHART's members (Vietnam) I am willing to help you in the war as long as I get to annex Vietnam and as a result you consider, and by consider I mean will join my, I mean our alliance, CRP.
Indonesia: I'll do anything to slaughter Malaysia, I have no idea why but I fucking hate them.
China: that's rad man! sort of... alright I'll go supply you or some shit like that now.
???: yo the mandem!
Brunei: oh my god it's star Malaysia!
USA: is this all you do? Mock countries because of their flags? Listen here you tiny little speck in the world of everything, I can stomp you out right now, pop, just like that. And you'll be dead. But you know what? I'll only do that if you continue using that attitude against superpowers like me, so, if I were you I would not recommend being a small shit stain shaming others for their flags, you got that?
Brunei: Y-yes master!
USA: THATS MASTER TO YOU- oh you said master. Alright anyway I've decided because you know I'm a secret spy... not really but I listened in on a conversation between China and Indonesia about them helping Malaysia being annexed. Also, if they were to win the war Vietnam would be annexed. And even though I am scared shitless of Vietnam I'll still help them because... I don't want them killing me!
Vietnam: I'm not evil.
USA: I don't know wether I should believe you... anyway, auto-bots roll out! Let's go make some Chinese food!
Malaysia: Fried rice?
USA: No- I mean lets eat China!
Malaysia: sounds a little hard.. how are we supposed to eat China?
USA: STOP CHINA!
Malaysia: ohhhh... I don't get it.
Vietnam: just do what I do.
Malaysia: ok..
China: Ok Indonesia we've got some allies now.
Indonesia: Like who?
China: Ta-da!
Cambodia: we were forced here
Laos: I want to go home!
China: I couldn't get that dumbass inverted Costa Rica though! Grrrr!
Indonesia: sweet!
China: and the best thing is , they don't get anything in return! Like really, nothing! I forced them here! Now let's go win a war!
Cambodia: America is helping Malaysia
China: what?
Cambodia: America is helping Malaysia, it's a little obvious now that tensions are rising about a 2nd 'cold' war!
China: FUCK! Let's kill them!
Laos: I don't think you can kill a country
China: Stomp them out!
Laos: do you mean stomping on a countries land?
China: STOPPING THEM!
Laos: ohhh.... I don't get it
Indonesia: Just do what I do!
Laos: ok.
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AFOTW (Real and Scary)
HumorA parody on AFOTW's because, they're not too realistic are they, so neither is this one, and it's meant to be unrealistic, meant to be funny so if you want to laugh maybe you'll laugh at this?
