The war begins...
Indonesia: let's breeze through Malaysia's Borneo guys! Cambodia and me can easily get to there and even get Brunei while China and Laos invade Vietnam!
China: NO! I am the strongest so we do what I say!
Indonesia: oh ok...
China: Ok good now that I'm understood... we breeze through Malaysia's Borneo due to Cambodia and Indonesia attacking from both sides, Brunei will be invaded in the process as well, that would technically be two down. Then me and Laos will invade Vietnam, the other SHART members will shart themselves and surrender, war won, are we clear?
Indonesia: that's literally what I said-
China: ARE WE CLEAR?
Indonesia, Cambodia, Laos: Yes China, we hear you loud and clear, of course we are clear China, otherwise that wouldn't be very respectable would it? Please let us live China, please.
China: good... now go do shit!
Indonesia: ok Cambodia. Malaysia and Brunei are weak asf let's do this!
Cambodia: ok
Brunei: help me!
Bangladesh: I am banging on the door of the border! (See what I did there?)
Brunei: hurry up and get in then!
Bangladesh is in Brunei now
Timor-Leste: oh no a torpedo (dies)
Indonesia: mwa hah hah!
Indonesia annexes Timor-Leste
Singapore: that's no good.
Malaysia: really?
Australia: I am joining the war now, only because I'm near Indonesia.
Papua New Guinea: yay Australia is here to help us!
Australia: ok Papua let's get New Guinea and you United.
Indonesia: AHHH! China help! Australia has now joined and then and Papua are pushing through New Guinea!
China: SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO LISTEN HERE! Alright Laos, I remember the trees here speaking Vietnamese, do you know any by any chance? Do you think they can tell us where the soldiers are?
Laos: HELP ME!
Vietnam: Stay down mudda fucka!
Laos: (dies)
China. Vietnam... we meet again.
Vietnam: Fight!
China: ok.
China and Vietnam fight
Indonesia: Cambodia do something'
USA: America! (Fuck yeah)
Australia: shut the fuck up mate why are you always so cringey?
USA: I'm beating everyone up brah! Need my epic theme song to go with it for a totes epic montage later!
Australia: this is exactly what I mean.
Papua New Guinea: I've got it! I've got New Guinea!
Australian and American Troops push deeper into Borneo
Nepal: we have not done shit this entire war.
Sri Lanka: oh well, guess we just... sit here? We have Vietnam and Bangladesh fighting for us that'll give us a good reputation.
Bangladeshi and Malaysian Troops begin invading Cambodia
Cambodia: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I surrender!
China: where did he go?
Vietnam: over here!
China: get back here!
Indonesia: China get over here! I'm being surrounded!
China: ok ok fine I can't find Vietnam anyway.
Chinese troops arrive in Indonesia.
But it was too late...
Indonesia: FUCKS SAKE! I surrender.. bitch.
Treaty of Jakarta
Article I: Indonesia Smells
Article II: Malaysia will annex Borneo entirely
Article III: Indonesia is a poo-poo head
Article IV: Papua New Guinea will annex New Guinea
Article V: Indonesia is declared as an eggy farter
Article VI: Vietnam will annex Laos
Article VII: Ok fine I'm done with insults on Indonesia...
Article VIII: Cambodia will join SHART and be under a new ruler or some shit idk how it works
Article IX: I lied, Indonesia has to overdose on laxatives
Article X: Timor-Leste has been resurrected and will now annex the rest of Timor from Indonesia
Article XI: Fuck Indonesia, look at that I said a bad word! What the fuck! That's actually addicting to say! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Article XII: Australia will Annex Nusa Tenggara
Article XIII: Indonesia has to be referred to as inverted Poland (got that one from Brunei)
Article XIV: Brunei, Malaysia, Singapore, Papua New Guinea and Timor-Leste will all remain independent
Article XV: Indonesia will have to speak polish from now on but backwards so we know they are a rip-off backward Poland. HAHA ROFL GG (get good) YOU DIDN'T ANNEX ME IN THIS ONE INDONESIA HAHA (laughing gesture)
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AFOTW (Real and Scary)
HumorA parody on AFOTW's because, they're not too realistic are they, so neither is this one, and it's meant to be unrealistic, meant to be funny so if you want to laugh maybe you'll laugh at this?
