Spain: Why Catalonia
Catalonia: Because fuck you
Spain: I am sad now
Basque Country: I want to leave as well
Spain: well I can't fight against you two, be free.
Portugal: This happens in like every single one you never put up a fight against them.
Catalonia: Thank you Spain, I can now be free.
Galicia: I want to leave as well
Spain: oh for fucks sake man.
Galicia: Now I will join Portugal for some reason? Because that's what happens in AFOTW's
Portugal: awesome now I get more land.
Spain: you could've stopped that Portugal
Portugal: Oh well, I can't say no to more land!
Spain: yes you can, you haven't gained any land in like a century.
Corsica: France give me independence
France: Ok you're irrelevant anyway.
Corsica: What did you say?
France: That you're irrelevant. What are you going to do about it?
Corsica: ....fair enough.
Italian Empire: Ok perfect time for more land
Corsica: Ok what the- dies
Italian Empire: Mwa-ha-hah!
France: What the fuck. Like why would you do that.
Italian Empire: Why wouldn't I? You don't want to start WW3 do you?
France: well I might have to if you carry this on.
Italian Empire: ....oh... well in that case I'll just stop invading things for now.
Finland: USA can I join WTO, I'm being eyed up on by Russia and Sweden right now.
Russia: ngl you looking tasty
Sweden: You will perish Finland
USA: ok then.
Finland joins WTO
Russia: Shit
China: ok time for new members then if Finland has joined WTO
Cuba: Can I join
China: Yes
China: ok anyone else
Serbia: me because me love Russia, and I want Kosovo staying apart of me, and NOT being recognised by any countries.
Russia: No one else...? Alright, you 3. Join NOW.
Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan: Yes Russia
Russia: alright there we go, 5 new members! That's pretty good!
Quebec: Canada I want independence
Canada: Ok then you can have it, I don't care, not at all.
Quebec: Oh ok then... thanks.
Quebec leaves Canada
Canada: Damn it! America you said reverse psychology would work.
USA: Well I guess it doesn't work on provinces that just want to be free from a tyrannical wrath.
Canada: That doesn't sound like me at all.
Alaska: Giv me independence murica.
USA: No! Fuck you!
Alaska: Russia will fight if you don't give me it.
USA: No they won't
Alaska: Yeah you're right, they'll fight against me because they want me for my land, can I be free? I'll join WTO!
USA: Ok then fine
Alaska: wonderful
Canada: that's a lot of countries gaining independence
YOU ARE READING
AFOTW (Real and Scary)
HumorA parody on AFOTW's because, they're not too realistic are they, so neither is this one, and it's meant to be unrealistic, meant to be funny so if you want to laugh maybe you'll laugh at this?
