Decepticons in a nutshell (Decepticons X Reader)

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A/N: I don't know how to say about this but my interest in Transformers is slowly drifting (get it?) away. I'm more on Lord of the Rings now and I and my other friend are being crazy fangirls on it. But anyway, I will try my best to update this book :)

Megatron: This date is boring.

Y/N: I was going to get groceries. This isn't a date.

Megatron: Then why did you ask me out on a date?

Y/N: I did not. I specifically told you I was going to the market and that I didn't want you to come with me, but you proceeded to tell me "I can make my own decisions" and "you don't tell me what to do".

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Y/N: Hi, Starscream :)

Starscream: What do you want? You broke up with me a month ago. Unless you wanna do some... Things ;)

Y/N: Oooh, what kind of things? ;)

Starscream: Illegal things ;)

Y/N: What do you want, exactly? ;)

Starscream: Kill you.

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Soundwave: I am here for you.

Y/N: Thanks! I'm going through a tough time so it means a lot.

Y/N: And sorry, I lost all my contacts. Who is this?

Soundwave: This is your uber driver.

Soundwave: I am here to pick you up.

Y/N: Oh.

It was a quiet car ride.

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Knockout: What are you doing?

Y/N: Laying in bed.

Knockout: Mmm... Just laying in bed? Nothing else?

Y/N: I'm eating cereal.

Knockout: Haha nice.

Knockout: What would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Y/N: Eat my cereal.

Knockout: Lol, I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Y/N: Then I'd get out to bed and go get cereal.

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Breakdown: Go make your bed! I've already asked you!

Y/N: Why make my bed when I'm going to sleep in it tonight?

Breakdown: Why feed you when you're going to die anyway?

Y/N: ...

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Dreadwing: I think I like this girl...

Y/N: Really? Who?

Dreadwing: Uhm, she kind of looks like you.

Y/N: Aww, is it me? :) <3

Dreadwing: No, your sister.

Y/N: ...

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Shockwave: In a meeting.

Shockwave: In a meeting.

Shockwave: In a meeting.

Shockwave: In a meeting.

Y/N: Are you in a meeting?

Shockwave: No, why?

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Predaking: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

Predaking: If you are laughing, send me your smile.

Predaking: If you are eating, send me a bite.

Predaking: If you are drinking, send me a sip.

Predaking: If you are crying, send me your tears.

Predaking: I love you.

Y/N: I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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