I got this stuff from Tik Tok and it seems that it turns out well! And for Ratchet, he's human in his part. If you're curious about who is Phoebe, it is me :)
WARNING: CONTAIN BAD WORDS. I WILL USE ASTERISK > * < TO COVER THEM FOR THE RULES. ALWAYS REMEMBER, EVERY RULES HAS IT'S OWN PURPOSE.
Y/N: What the f*ck is this?
Optimus: Language!
Y/N: What the sh*t is this?
Optimus Prime: Language!!
Y/N: What the fun is this?
Y/N: Ha! I said fun! B*tch!
Optimus: What did I say!?
Jack: Uh Y/N? Optimus looks mad...
Optimus: *preparing himself to transform into his car and human form and punish his mate*
Raf: I think you should need to...
Miko: RUN
Y/N: Oh crap... *proceeds to run like hell*
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R/H/N (Random Human Name): We could use a beautiful girl like you, Y/N. *he puts his hand on your thigh*
Y/N: R/H/N, R/H/N, R/H/N!
Y/N: If you don't take your hand off of me in the next two seconds, you don't have hands.
Ratchet: *glaring at R/H/N*
R/H/N: Does he always stare like that?
Optimus: Well, it's his girl so...
Ratchet: *looking at somewhere before looking at the driver* STOP THE CAR.
Optimus: Told you so.
(I got this on The Falcon and The Winter Soldier on Tiktok :))
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Phoebe: First word that comes to mind?
Y/N: Daddy!
Bumblebee: I heard my name. ;)
Phoebe: oH MY GOD-
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Y/N: 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Y/N: Why was 10 scared?
Miko: *eyeing Y/N since she knew it*
Smokescreen: I don't know?
Y/N: Because he was right in the middle of 9 and 11.
The three children: *starts laughing*
Smokescreen: ???
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Megatron: Getting kicked in the balls is much more painful than having a baby...
Bulkhead: Y/N, don't!
Y/N: Oh really, big guy?
Y/N: Well, did you know that the average woman pushes for at least 20 minutes when they're in labor?
Y/N: So, let's put this to the test...
Y/N: Why don't I kick you in the balls for 20 minutes straight and let's see if you can handle it!
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Wheeljack: What was plan A?
Y/N: Don't f*ck up.
Phoebe: And what was plan B?
Y/N: Don't f*ck up plan A.
Wheeljack: And what did you do?
Y/N: F*cked up plan A.
Ratchet: YOU F*CKED UP PLAN A!
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Arcee: *walks inside your house/apartment angrily*
Arcee: I hate this mission!
Y/N: Looks like someone's angry.
Arcee: Shut the hell up, Y/N!
Y/N: Say that again, it sounded good.
Arcee: *looks at you in shock*
Other Autobots that is on the same room as you: 👁️👄👁️
Arcee: I will.
Y/N: ...
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Y/N: Its not easy being the disappointment of the family...
Ultra Magnus: *looks at her in confusion*
Y/N: But here the f*ck I am, gang gang b*tch!
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