KNY ONESHOTS

𝐈. 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐢[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟]

xFem reader
3rd Pov
Scenario: Obanai and (Y/n) play fight for who has to clean up after dinner..

Requested by :Mitsuriiuwu

Obanai was not a dumb man. He knew how to do simple things too. But what he didn't want to do was those dishes in the sink. 

He and his loving fiancee made a great american themed dinner. Burgers, fries,  you name it. But he just did not have any motivation or feeling to clean them. Usually he and his fiancee would clean them together, one do one thing. The other, the other.

But now..he looked at the mess and really thought..
'No❤️'

He looked at his soon to be and simple said. "I will pay you a hundred bucks to clean up...I will even be a spa boyfriend. Just not the dishes.."

This wasn't out of place. Obanai would do something other than the dishes. He hated them. As he should rightfully. But he was not about to leave her to do them alone.

"Well..Obanai. How about I pay you a hundred to do the dishes?" He looked at her all seriously and simple told her.

"Do you have enough for this bet madam?"

No, no she did not.

"Okay fine...what about arm wrestling or thumb? Or a play fight! Slap box?"

Did she really resort to fighting? With a swordsman? Yes, yes she did. His wife had no fear and it was just as admirable as sexy or cute.

"Fine if I win, you do the dishes and have to cook for the nest week! Even while out on missions!"

He was serious.  Eating her home cooked meals were better than others..

"Okay! If I~ win..you will do the dishes and carry me around for a day! "

A day? Not bad, just have to-

"Bridal style and everywhere we go Obanai..even the toilet!~". Oh. She meant the whole day..

"Alright..let's do this rules are simple, don't kick me in the balls or touch my ass and I won't touch breast or ass either. Got it?"

She nodded. Both crouched kinda on the tatami floor and circled around each other..looking like animals almost.

(Y/n) takes first move on trying to pin Obanai but did not work due to him dodging her. He bent down and she went over.

This time he grabbed her ankle and was going to bring her forward between his legs and pin her. But with his doubled over like this she just climbed atop and kicked it away. Or wiggle.

She tried to use her weight to bring him down. Did not work. He was too strong.

He tried to pull her forward again but over his shoulder and push her down with some force. But learning from mistake she moves and breaks free of his arms. But he did poke heshould hard.

"ACK! HEY!"

Obanai smirked, he had no covering up his face. He didn't know care right now. Right now was life or death over them dam dishes.

"Why hello, how are you?"

Obanai was pushed onto the ground but rolled away from being pinned. He knew this was a real thing to her and more of a game to him, but it was cute to see her try.

Soon after more hits and jabs. One was out of breath the other was sitting perfectly fine.

"Done yet? Think those dishes miss you.."

She groaned and reached out for his hand, nodding accepting her defeat.

Obanai took the hand, only to end up under her armpit. What?

"Huh?"

"Well Mr. Dishes, have a fun night. I like my horses with a sadle please!" She did a horse name and went into their room. Laughing.

Obanai sighed and picked up Kaburamaru. Who was sleep. Kaburamaru hissed as if telling he faked the game .
Which he did.

"I know it was wrong but just to make her happy, hell I'll even wash hundreds of dishes just for her voice and smile in the morning or latest as night.."

He was so in love..but not with those dishes. Ew.

Thank you for the request! Bybye!