ValleyClan
Leader: Cherrystar - How do cats know what cherries are
Deputy: Flashclaw - She wears epilepsy on her claws
Med-cat: Ravenstripe - Let the bird heal you
App: Windpaw - 💨Warriors:
Brownspot - Self explanatoryLionclaw - Rawr
Sparrowleap - Who needs to fly when you can jump?
App: BluepawLizardsong - Lizards can sing too
Nightchaser - Can someone please tell her she can't reach the night sky with her paw?
Softtooth - He need some enamel repair
Lilystomp - 😱 nu dont step on the lilys!!
Tigerpelt - Rawr 2.0
App: MosspawMistwing - Cats can fly too
Snakepetal - Who needs scales?
Brindlepelt - The only normal cat here
Apps:
Bluepaw - BlueMosspaw - Je has moss on him but he so sad :(
Queens:
Breezelily - Not important (Mother of Brownspot's kit: Violetkit, a purple she-kit with purple eyes and beautiful silky fur and she's so perfect and has no flaws because she's the main character for half the book)Pebblestorm - TAKE COVER! (Mother of Softtooth's kits: Frostkit, cold, Blizzardkit, colder, and Loudkit, who won't shut up)
Elders:
Pouncenose - She
needs a botoxFlowerclaw - Such pretty claws
Rabbitcall - What should do rabbits even make?
SwampClan
Leader: Fernstar - Nvm she needs a botox more
App: GoldpawDeputy: Rowanbird - Because rowan = bird
Med-Cat: Hazelleap - I didn't know plants could jump
App: Sparkpaw - Don't start a fireWarriors:
Boulderstep - Ouch
Apprentice: SplashpawPineface - She has a pine tree for a face
Copperclaw - He has copper growing on his claws
Coldscar - Her scars are chilly
Ambernose - Her nose is a type of gem even though cats don't know what gems are
App: SeedpawBarkscratch - Haha he got scratched by a tree
Nettlefur - I think she should go see the med-cat
Roseleaf - Why is there a leaf in the clan?
Shadefang - I think we need a dentist if her fangs are black and shady
Apps:
Goldpaw - She made out of goldSeedpaw - Rumor has it that he shits seeds
Splashpaw - Don't get near water with her if you don't like to get wet
Queens:
Rubblefur - She needs a bath (Mother of Rowanbird's kits: Eaglekit, yes a cat gave birth to an eagle, and Sweetkit, delicious)Elders:
Goosetail - Honk honk
Marshpelt: Forget botox she needs laser skin resurfacing
IcyClan
Leader: Dovestar - #BirdsCanLeadToo
Deputy: Dustlight - Where's the Swiffer duster?
Med-cat: Mousefire - OMG THAT MOUSE ON FIRE!!!
Warriors:
Streamwind - This name makes no senseDeerfur - idk how he fit those deer in his fur
Poppytail - So that's where poppy seeds come from
App: SappawSunwish - The sun = A genie
Firebrook - More fire?
App: FalconpawChirpfeather - Feathers make sounds too
Harefur - Who needs deers in your fur when you can have hares?
Acornpelt - Basically an acorn tree
Apps:
Sappaw - This is where we get our syrup
Falconpaw - Another bird?
Queens:
Badgerwhisker - I thought Midnight was bad (Mother of Streamwind's kits: Alderkit, a tree, and Splotchedkit, a painted canvas)Fawnheart - Don't mind the deer eating prey (Expecting Poppytail's kits)
Elders:
Hawkpool - Birds can fly, lead, and swimOaktoe - Where's the foot cream
Waspflame - Now the wasp are on fire too?
Outside the Clans
Marble - Get your free countertopsSunny - Don't stare directly at him
Dan - And my name's Rose, and our son Westly kinda glows
Growl - Grrr
Tansy - It's a plant
Runner - Run boy run
Smokey - This is what happens when there's too much fire
Belle - Ding ding
Spot - The difference
Hickory - Dickory Dock
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The Blood Valley but it Sucks
Fanfiction⚠️ STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING ⚠️ (Note: This book is supposed to be terrible. It is meant for humor purposes and is in no way shape or form related to my other books) This was all made out of procrastination Bad things are happening to valleyclan! Cat...