The Blood Valley but it Sucks

Prulog

Two kits played with each other.
"Wow u strong!" Bluekit said.
"Haha thx." Mosskit said
Then Flashclaw walks in with Lilystomp. "Lilystomp is taking care of you two because I have better things to do other then deal with you fuckers." She said with pixel sunglasses, and dramatically walked out
"Nu!!! My mummy abandoned me!!! I'm sooo emo now!1!1" Mosskit says, but nobody cares
Then, an obviously evil and sus calico cat walks by quickly, and Mosskit somehow sees it and knows exactly who it is, even though she's not the only calico cat.
"Heyyyyy Dapplefallllll." Mosskit said. Dapplefall looked at him with an obviously evil look. "can we illegally train?" Dapplefall has been training the young kit for about two moons now, and nobody has noticed. During training, she would almost kill Mosskit but Mosskit was 100% okay with it.?
"Okay." They walked out of camp.
"wat am I learning today?" Mosskit purred.
"Lol imma kill you now" Dapplefall leaped at Mosskit, but he somehow managed to dodge every single one of her attacks, despite her being a fully trained warrior.
Then, Shrewwing came out of no where, and attacked his mate without questioning her. "Why you evil?" Shrewwing hissed.
"Lol because I can." Then lighting happens to strike the very tree they're leaned against, and now they're dead.
The rain his pouring on Mosskit, but he remains completely fine.
"Nu!! Windkit is gonna hate me for som thin that isnt even my falt!!!11!!1" Mosskit thought of out of nowhere.
Mosskit woke up on a misty border.
"Yo Mosskit." Dapplefall called from the Dark Forest. "Come join the fam. We lit!"
"No! We're more lit then you!" Shrewwing howled from StarClan.
"Nu-un! We're more lit! Mosskit, join us!" Dapplefall said.
"She tried to kill you!" Shrewwing said. Mosskit joined the Dark Forest anyways, after nearly being killed by Dapplefall.
"Bitch we're basically cat heaven and you just walk over to the cat who almost killed you." Shrewing gave the most disgusted, annoyed scowl in the history of scowls.