The Blood Valley but it Sucks

Chapter Uno

The mary-sue of a kit *cough Violetkit* ran out of the nursery, and looked around camp, as if she's never seen it before. She then decided to teleport into the elder's den.
"Omg, a kit!!" Pouncenose mewed.
"Is that a new kit I see?" Rabbitcall adds, despite being blind.
"Get in here and let us be cliché elder." Flowerclaw said.
"Now we're gonna tell you our life stories that has no importance to the actual plot."
"Nah, deuces." Violetkit put up the peace sign with her paw (because cats can do that now) and poofed out of the elder's den.
Violetkit approached the other kits. "Hey, we're gonna act like we don't share a den." The kits all agreed, and introduced themselves.
They all played mossball, until Brownspot walked over.
"Imma ignore my warrior duties and play with kits who were perfectly fine without me." Brownspot then pretends to be murdered by the kits. Sheesh, no wonder why there are so many killers in the clans.
"Brownspot!!!! Your suppose to go on patrol!!!!" Lionclaw yelled.
"K bye." Brownspot left.
Violetkit then decided to be a nosy little fucker and go in the leader's den.
"Nosy little shit, ain't ya?" Cherrystar mewed.
"OMG! U LEADER!!1!1" Violetkkit said
"No! No leaders den!" Lionclaw yelled from across camp. Who's the nosy little shit now?
"His mate is sick, ya hear? So he's a little cookoo. Now go and meet my grandkids, I'm sure they'll hate you too." Cherrystar swished Viletkit into the app den.
"Bruh fuck off." Mosspaw said emo-ly.
Violet lit pulls out an uno reverse card.
Bluepaw comes out of nowhere and blows airhorns.
It was suddenly moonrise. Everyone was sleeping, and there were no guards.
"Violetkit!!1!! Lets sneak out for no good reason!!" Blizzardkit said, despite becoming an apprentice the very next day.
"K." They both left camp. Then a fox came out of nowhere and ate Blozzardkit. Violetkit survived, because she is Mary sue, and random loners with families will die for her. And like all Mary sues, she blacks out.