"GET YA ASSES OVER HERE FOR A CLAN MEETING!" Cherrystar called.
"Two young kits has reached the age of six moons." Cherrystar looked at the two kits. "Violetkit, Flamekit, step forth."
"Violetkit, Flamekit, y'all are now Violetpaw and Flamepaw." Cherrystar looked at the warriors below.
"Violetpaw, Lionclaw shall mentor you, since he's gonna be future deputy. Flamepaw, your mentor shall be Pebblestorm." The clan cheered.
"And also Bluepaw and Mosspaw are Blueheart and Mossgaze. Now fuck off." Cherrystar wisely leaped off of the Cliff rock.
Frostpaw then approached Violetpaw. "Haha loser imma be a warrior soon!!"
"I'm better then u tho!.!." Violetpaw said.
"Violetpaw." Lionclaw called. Violetpaw. "I want you to take Frostpaw and Loudpaw with you because you're a boring little shit with no personality and we need some good dialogue."
Violetpaw nodded as she padded over to the apprentices.
"Wat u want from us???" Frostpaw turned towards her.
"Lionclaw asked me to bring you guys so you can add dialogue." Violetpaw sniffed
"Ight bet." Loudpaw said then left.
The valley was in front of them.
"This is the valley." Loudpaw said.
"Well no shit Sherlock." Frostpaw said.
"I'm sorry." She'd whisper in his ear.
They kept walking until Frostpaw smelled a mouse.
"OMG! A mouse!!!" Frostpaw yeeted herself into the bush, and grabbed the mouse. "Imma bring it back to camp. Deuces!" She poofed back to camp.
Loudpaw and Violetpaw walked towards the IcyClan border.
"This is the IcyClan border. It's always cold, because weather logic wants it to be." Then they poofed to SwampClan
"This ez swamp."
They soon reached houses.
"Here are kittypets who are barely important." They then poofed somewhere in the forest
"OMG A CROW!!!" Violetpaw gracefully and flawlessly pounced on a giant fat crow.
"Cool." Loudpaw said.
"Why you actin' so cray-cray?" Violetpaw therapied.
"I miss my dead brother." Loudpaw said.
"Okay, get over it bitch." Violetpaw said.
"K." Loudpaw said.
Violetpaw went back to the app den, SOO tired from her PERFECT catch.
"Hey cutie princess peach plum." Flamepaw flirted.
"Hey sexy fire blaze handsome face."
Violetpaw flirted back. "How was your training?"
"Well, I went-"
"Okay shut up I'm more important." Violetpaw hissed beautifully. "I made a PERFECT catch with absolutely ZERO experience!"
They were quiet for a moment.
"So Lizardsong is having babies." Flamepaw said.
"Okay shy up idc."
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The Blood Valley but it Sucks
Fanfiction⚠️ STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING ⚠️ (Note: This book is supposed to be terrible. It is meant for humor purposes and is in no way shape or form related to my other books) This was all made out of procrastination Bad things are happening to valleyclan! Cat...
