SHE LIKES DANGER

Chapter 1

Karissa's POV

The reason why some people roll out of bed with big smiles on their faces when their alarms go off in the morning is something I will never understand.  People like that annoys the shit out of me cuz I don't see what is worth smiling about. I bet they wouldn't be so happy if that piece of metal was the only thing standing in the way of  a steamy make out session with Alex Pettyfer. This is the fifth time this month my alarm went off in the middle of  one of our dates. 

Last night was the only time we did more than just talking and after 4 failed attempts my tongue finally got  the opportunity of a lifetime to explore his mouth.  Ever since our first date I was prepared to go to second base and if you really knew my dating history you'll know that would be the most action I would've gotten in years. 

My alarm went off again and I snuggled deeper into the covers hoping it will take a hint and shut the hell up.

 After laying there for a while the darkness finally took me over and both of us were hoping to finish what we started before. I ripped off his shirt and took a minute to appreciate his gorgeous abs. 

I was inches away from tasting him when the sound of a flushing toilet woke me up. It only took me 5 seconds to figure out the sound was coming from my bathroom and only 1 to figure out who was inside. There is only one person in the world  who's body can produce a stench so bad that it  just might be the thing that will one day destroy mankind. 

 As soon as the door opened I felt like I was about to faint, Alyssa came out  a few seconds later with a disgustingly satisfied look on her face clearly she's happy with the stink bombs  she set off in there. 

Even thou her make up was smudged those piecing  green eyes of hers still looks like they are about to steal your soul.  Her ravine hair was pulled back into a neat bun that showed off her perfectly heart shaped face. She is  5'7 and has legs that made her look like she belongs on a runway, every time I see her I'm reminded of how jealous I am of  her. Being 5'2 I looked like a midget compared to her.  

She realized that I was awake and she smirked.

I glared at her " Rissa You're out of toilet paper"  I took up my alarm and threw it at her  "Jesus Christ woman are you trying to break my arm" She rubbed the spot where I hit her with her good arm.

" I was actually aiming for that  volcano on your face  but believe me next time I won't miss" I said nonchalantly. Her hand immediately went to her face and I smirked when I saw her index finger caressing the giant pimple on her left cheek.

It was her turn to glare at me " Are you purposely torturing me because I clogged your toilet  or because I interrupted one of your R-rated  dreams of you and Alex again " she sounded hurt but that evil smile she was sporting told me that she was far from it.

This time I threw my lamp at her head  but I guess she saw it coming because she dodged it and she fell on the floor laughing.  At this point I was beyond pissed. 

" Everything was going great until you showed up" I yelled " I was finally going to get rid of the dust mites on my vagina for good  but you couldn't let me have that could you" My voice broke at the end.

My little outburst only made her laugh even harder.  I narrowed my eyes at her " I bet you wouldn't' be laughing if Luke found out the  real reason why the Plummer comes over every 3 days to unclog my toilet." She immediately stopped laughing and  was starring daggers at me.

" What? Sooner or later he's gonna find out that he's dating a woman who's shit is deadly enough to wipe out the entire continent"  Her sassy attitude was long gone  and now  she was drawing circles on the carpet. Something she normally does when she was nervous or embarrassed.