May 16, 2021
After 6 months... it IS FINALLY HERE
Previously on Chapter 5: BD, STEVE AND MELIODAS WILL EXPLODE THE POYOS DURING A TRAINING SESSION!!!
10 Minutes before... Pink Kirby was still in that fucking bedrock cell. He still had 10 5k custom gaming PCs, so he opened up PBS games... 5 Minutes later... HE FUCKING RAGE QUITTED AND EXPLODED HIS PCS AND THE OTHERS!! Barely a dent was made in the bedrock. Then he noticed he had 1 more PC, so he opened up Adopt Me! 1 Second later, he got scammed his neon rideable shit for 5 year olds that he fucking smashed the PC into the bedrock. And it broke it ez so he escape.
Meanwhile outside... All the Poyos got their Ultimate RPGs but Steve said "NO" and the shit disappeared!!!! OK Kirby opened his 25k gaming pc from content, and HE SHOWED HIS TPS CONTENT!!! BD took his INFINITE RPG AND EXPLODED HIS PC!!!! OK Kirby got 25k down the bin, so he pulled out a nokia phone and put UP LYRICALWAVEZ!!!!! BD died, as the content was too shit. He showed it to MELIODAS AND HE WAS KNOCKED DOWN LIKE IN FORTNITE!!!! But then Steve took a diamond sword and stabbed OK's heart. OK Kirby died. He tried to destroy the nokia but it had 45,000,000,000,000/42,000,000,000,001 durability. While all of this shit happened, the poyos kept exploded Steve and ruined the landscape. So steve said Fuck U Kids and all the poyos HP went down to 1 HP. The nokia was 2 powerful, so he gave up and thru it 100,000 miles away. He held his Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun and killed all the poyos. He was planting Mega TNT to destroy DIG's House once and for all, but SOMETHING INSANE HAPPENED!!!!
White Kirby stomped on the homie, and Steve was knocked down. White Kirby killed the rest of the bad shit and revived the poyos. "Ez Ez Ez Ez Ez," said White Kirby. Pink Kirby just came out with his Ultimate 40K gaming PC and threw it at White Kirby. Upon impact the PC just broke when it touched White Kirby. The poyos realized the UNDERGROUND POYO HOUSE WAS DESTROYED!!! So, then they decided to build a new one!!! During construction Red Kirby accidently pressed a pressure plate. Everyone died since there was a secret 1,000 x100 TNT. So the poyos decided to go away... where Steve, BD, and Meliodas wouldn't find them.
The next day, they found a nice plains biome with open space. They built a house in 1 second. OK shot down Pink Kirby with SMG because "ez" Blue Kirby cuffed Pink Kirby for eating poop even though this was a false report from LyricalPavez. Pink Kirby was in the 40 block Bedrock Cell in the NEW Poyo House. Pink Kirby called bullshit so he tried to smash through the wall, so Blue Kirby TP'd to him, and killed Pink Kirby. Blue Kirby then TP'd to Grass Kirby and smashed his ass, and TP'd to OK, which was editing the new TPS vid. With hours of progress, from his OLD PC, Blue Kirby turned on PBS games on his PC. 1 Second later, OK smashed his PC over 10,000 times due to bullshit in the FUCKING game.
1 Week later, all was going well, other than the 16,000 deaths from poyos. A HUGE PORTAL FUCKING APPEARED!!! Blue Kirby noticed this and with his OP, he TP'd ALL THE POYOS. That was all except, Pink Kirby who was trapped in his cell using his Nokia pickaxe he was 1/10 after 1 week of mining without letting go. OK went inside the PORTAL!!! and EVERYONE ELSE DID!!!! They spawned in the Legendary Arena against someone named Robert T_T. An ice spirit appeared at the bridge, and it died in 0.01 second, as all the poyos shot the bitch at once with Cool Red Minigun. OK somehow has the Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun from Steve, and he shot all the poyos, because he doesn't need their help. The Robert T_T guy summoned Hog Rider Cannon Cart. But a few shots from the 0.001 firerate minigun killed the whole thing. The other poyos respawned at the sidelines. So OK started playing TPS, but he wasn't in LyricalWavez server so he fucking through the Gaming PC at the king tower, and got he three crowned!!!!!!!!!!! A legendary chest appeared and OK Kirby tried to smash through the chest. But it didn't work. He used a netherite pickaxe, but lapis kirby no cap sniped 360 SNIPED OK KIRBY!!! He uploaded it on YT and it got 100k views before it gotten taken down for gore. White Kirby touched the chest, and the shit broke into pieces revealing a... LAvA hoUnD!! OK respawned and fucking broke the piece the shit harder than Pink Kirby when he plays PBS games. So the poyos returned back to the portal... But before the last poyo could come through the portal, THE DEFAULT FROM FORTNITE used the GOLDEN SCAR!!! The poyo (Ice Kirby) went thru the portal because the golden scar did around 35 damage.
When Ice Kirby went through the portal he got shot down by OK by not subbing to channel ASAP since that shitty animation. They were at the home. At the home there were a bunch of x100 C4s. BOOM!!!!!!!111!!11 All the poyos died. The default from fortnite said "LMFAO GET GOOD EZ" But then OK showed LyricalWavez content and he was down. The default was knocked, and he was finished off by OK's Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun. But the poyos noticed the C4s fucking rekt their house and the hole expanded down to 5833m. Boomite Kirby jumped down and attempted the MLG, and he did do it. Green Kirby tried to as well, and he successfully did it. Yellow Kirby pushed Gray Kirby down the hole, and that hoe was gone. White Kirby lightly touched OK, and he didn't even take knockback. That bitch died upon contact.
With Boomite, Green, and Gray Kirby (he MLG'd) down in the huge hole, Yellow Kirby kinda covered the hole with bedrock. The rest of the poyos kinda could care less about them, so they started to REBUILD their home 500 yards from the T H I C C hole. 12 seconds later, the poyos kinda built Jemmie Tower, the Community House, the farm, the bloxburg nation, the Jemmie nation, that underwater home, the robbed (again) shop, and the blackstone pyramid. The poyos were fucking disappointed they haven't done it in 11 seconds, so they started to launch C4s at their city, exploded everything!!!! But the build used OBISIDAN blocks, so Pink Kirby started playing PBS games, and in 3 seconds, all the OBISIDAN was gone. Also a nearby forest was burning, so the poyos decided to spread it with matches. OK shot down Pink Kirby so he could have more matches and even flint and steel. Since the forest was fucking gone, they rebuilt a normal 16 story home. The poyos in the hole came outside and for revenge they shot an RPG at it. But White Kirby touched the shell and the RPG shell went the other direction. But OK noticed the house was 0.000001 not good, so all the poyos took down the home for good. Then the voucher appeared, and all the poyos got shot with tacky wacky. The voucher started doing cringe shit like default dance, and OK got it on video, so he uploaded on YT, but it got disliked bombed, so OK shot down the voucher. Super Minecraft Gamer God appeared and revived the voucher. The voucher ran away. A fucking portal appeared, so the poyos went through. They appeared in a town hall 24 base so the poyos attacked. One shot with OK's Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun and they got three starred. But since the lore states, bowler is blue, OK was left on 1 hp, and Yellow Kirby stomped on his ass. A new portal appeared and why wouldn't the poyos go thru. They spawned BACK IN DIG'S HOUSE. THE HOUSE IS NOT GRIEFED!!!!111 For some reason the base was back. The poyos went in their house, but the SUPER TNT was back. White Kirby accidently stepped on it and he broke the tnt in 1 second and placed water mlg porn. Orange Kirby punched White Kirby and Orange Kirby died because White Kirby grew spikes on his back for only 2 seconds. "lMAO XDDD" said White Kirby as he nearly died to 1 tall grass. All the poyos decided to team on White Kirby, but White Kirby held skorpion's gapple and nearly everyone died. But Pink Kirby played PBS games and he raged nearly instantly throwing the PC at White Kirby, but as soon as the PC hit White Kirby, Pink Kirby exploded.
The next day, Pink Kirby checked DIG's House tube and the first thing he saw was princess hot tub stream, so Pink Kirby fucking raged since poyo merch promos weren't the first thing always. So the poyos botted their own stream and it gained 40k viewers and quagsire took down the stream ASAP. So the poyos went on the princess stream and started to spam "ez" With hundreds of messages per second, musketeer banned the poyos from the chat, and the poyos fucking raged so hard, they found the location of princess and will RPG the place. Once they found out, they TP'd there and launched a fucking nuke to blow up everything. They killed everyone who was in the building and they all default danced. They checked trending and the stream was a black screen, and the stream DIED!!!! But, a cop came in and cuffed everyone, even Blue Kirby. They were in federal prison. "We won, but at what cost?" said OK...
