August 27, 2024
"Where are we??" questioned Pink Kirby.
"You're in DIG's House, lil bro, said Wooper, I'm just letting you know that you should vote QUAGSIRE2024!"
"What do you mean bro?" said Green Kirby.
"The DIG's House election is coming up and Quagsire is facing the far-left wing communist candidate, Gole-"
"I don't give a shit bro," Pink Kirby interrupted, "The Poyos are superior to any Poke or CRT thing."
"We need your vote to secure a second term of Quagsire rule. The Quagsire-Weedle administration have protected our nation from illegal immigrants such as Sprigatito. We also kept inflation at a low rate and have banned furries. We crushed the CRT rebellion in 2021. The CRT things began the war and now they are attempting to be elected. We will make DIG's House Great Again!" Wooper explained.
"Quit yapping bro, I don't give a shit," said OK, "Let's go gang."
The Poyos walked away from Wooper.
"Wag1," said Zacian Crowned. He pulled out his sword.
"Bro, aren't you the packer but you can't pack shit," said OK.
"1v1 me rn," said Zacian Crowned. He rushed at OK. Zacian Crowned suddenly fell and fainted.
"I got him chat," said Lapis Kirby.
The poyos continued going around DIG's House.
"Hey, who are you voting for the 2024 election?" question a skeleton.
"Bro wtf? Who are you voting for?" said Pink Kirby.
"I am voting for Golem to save DIG's House from the Poke-Supremacy regime! I'm tired from Quagsire taking away all our minority rights! His cult of Pokes must end now! He is a dictator! Golem is a man of the people! Democracy is on the ballot! We need to vote Golem to Free Pal-"
Lapis Kirby sniped the skeleton. "These yappers are npcs," said Lapis Kirby.
"Wait I have an idea," said OK.
"What is it?" asked Pink Kirby.
"What if," started OK, "I created my own political party!"
"Honestly a good idea," said Red Kirby.
"We will not be voting," said Brown Kirby.
"Shut the fuck up bro," replied OK, "You're just mad because you're injury prone."
"Bro, you're a Touch Football YouTuber," said Brown Kirby.
"Nice, but it's time to start my campaign, Pink Kirby will be my running mate," said OK. "It's time to take back DIG's House!" said OK.
