Chapter 2: Poyos vs BD

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December 17, 2020

OK with his axe, looked at the bedrock barrier. "how tf am I supposed to get thru this??" said OK. But he forgot he had strength. He took his hand and smashed thru the bedrock EZ. He turned on his X-ray hacks. OK grabbed an RPG. He didn't have another weapon, so he casually crafted an AK-47 with iron ingots. He ran out the door, with his X-ray hacks, he also found a netherite axe on the ground. Meanwhile at Pink Kirby, he was preparing for the fight, because he knew OK would turn on his X-ray hacks like he did last month. Pink Kirby actually got the SMG from strucid and he would spray lmfao. OK ran out the door, and Pink Kirby was coming for him as well.

OK found Pink Kirby. He RPG'd Pink Kirby, but Pink Kirby just turned on god mode. "get off god mode nub" said OK. ":cold_face:" said Pink Kirby. OK then pressed the turn off god mode button, and Pink Kirby was out of god mode. They ran to each other and fought. They were both at low hp, when BD actually came in, and destroyed both of them with his dual AK-47 blaster blue blast gunner. After that, BD accidently fell from the roof, and died. OK respawned and collected his dual AK-47 blaster blue blast gunner. Pink Kirby came in and said "wtf". OK blasted him ez because he sucks. One second after that, he died of fall damage like BD because reasons.

Red Kirby at the moment was in the poyo house. He was told that purple kirby was buying pizza so Red Kirby and a lot of poyos were waiting. Soon after, Purple Kirby came home with 4 pizza pies. Ice Kirby, Red Kirby, Gray Kirby, and others got a slice each. Purple Kirby actually did an MLG move an poisoned the pizza with poop and injections of pee and dog poop. When the poyos ate the pizza they all vomited. Purple Kirby gained MLG glasses after doing that. The poyos actually vomited diamonds, so they got all diamonds. They all noticed that the pizza tasted like shit, so they all grabbed rifles from their pockets and aimed at Purple Kirby. Purple Kirby had a high risk of death at that moment. But Pink Kirby launched a missile at the poyo house. Pink Kirby, at a helicopter right now, did take the L, when the missile exploded. But BD at that exact moment, held up an uno reverse card. Pink Kirby jumped off the helicopter, and the helicopter exploded. Pink Kirby had a water bucket in his inventory, so he tried to MLG, but he sucked so he died and lost his inventory.

When Pink Kirby respawned, he respawned in Blue Kirby's ass. "WTF BRO" blue kirby yelled. He took his handcuffs and cuffed Pink Kirby in 1 second. "I DIDNT DO THAT LMFAO" SAID pink kirby. Blue Kirby ignored his message and he got sent to DIG's House jail. He shared a cell with aerodactyl, which he had a duffel bag. "first time?" aerodactyl said. Pink kirby looked around, and he had to escape. He was sent into the jail for 28 days. He needed an escape route. Luckily, there was an escape door 4 feet away from him. He went through the door, and he escaped but there was more jail. He actually locked himself again. He called Green Kirby for help, and he said he would come within 12 hours. Pink kirby just found a bed nearby, and slept there. When he woke up, Green Kirby came within 1 min. He actually came in with a golden scar, so he got fucked up by Green Kirby. Pink Kirby slept on the bed, so he made that his respawn point, so Green Kirby kept spawn killing him. "ez" said Green Kirby. 4 hrs later of spawn killing, Pink Kirby finally went thru, and took the gun back. He killed green kirby, but he couldn't escape lmfao. He actually had a netherite pickaxe in his inventory, so he mined out.

When he came back to the poyo house, he remembered his PC is gone forever. But, his new 10K gaming pc just arrived, so he played fortnite. He played so bad at fortnite, but he knew his PC cost 10K, so he played minecraft instead. Turns out, he sucks at bedwars so he cracked his new gaming PC, and keyboard, and threw the gaming PC at his old gaming pc, and that caused an explosion in the poyo house. "OMG" said pink kirby. There were fires all over the poyo house. Fire Kirby ran in, but that caused the fire to spread to BD and other rooms. Ice Kirby ran in, and he said "WTF HAVE U CAUSED KID". He took out his AK-47 and brutually killed Pink kirby ez. Meanwhile at OK, he was editing content, because he bought a new PC as well. He didn't notice the explosion, because he was listening to dream wet hands. A bunch of flaming debris went into the room, so it exploded his room, and nearly his PC. "whew that was close af" Pink Kirby ran in, and noticed that his PC was the only PC left in the house that wasn't destroyed, so Pink Kirby did what he had to. He took out his RPG, and exploded OK's PC, and then ran. "WTF" said OK, as he chased Pink Kirby, but OK tripped over Ice Kirby's flaming exploded PC that was in the middle of the hallway. "WTF IS THIS" exclaimed OK. 

Pink Kirby escaped the house, and he saw the burning house. He was bored, so he just took 20 RPG and converted them into cannons using hacks + x-ray. Since the house was 20% destroyed and everything was on fire, might as well destroy the whole thing. He wasted millions of dollars on that house that he exploded and smiled when the whole thing fell into pieces. Lapis Kirby took his sniper and sniped Pink Kirby ez. Pink Kirby actually lived, so the poyos decided to be friends and be nice lol. They gathered up, but after that, BD came in with his dual AK-47 blaster blue blast gunner, and all the poyos exploded. BD also shot the  dual AK-47 blaster blue blast gunner at DIG's House, and that exploded to pieces, leaving everyone dead/respawned right after. "ez" said BD.

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