DISCLAIMER: REMEMBER THAT THIS STORY IS FICTIONAL! EVENTS IN THE STORY HAVE ALWAYS HAVE A 0% CHANCE OF HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE!
January 16, 2023
The European civilization has fallen due to White Kirby. Of course, he sold, and he accidently nuked himself, respawning all the European people and citizens, restoring the old German government, and the normal European 2021 borders. White and Black Kirby's potion effects had wore out. "bruh, lets head to America, where we were before-" started OK. "and create a nazi government there right?" said Pink Kirby. "bro wys" said OK. "What I was gonna say, is that we explore DIG's house, since the last time we were there, we nuked it in a second." said OK. "bruh so that means we aren't there to nuke dig's house? I'm not sure if I wanna come then" said Red Kirby.
1 HOUR LATER
"Ah, DIG's House looking mad goofy" said Ice Kirby. The poyos walked inside DIG's House. "wait hold up, we have a match against the Pokes in 20 minutes. "alr lets head to the stadium" said Ghost Kirby. The poyos enter the stadium. Before they fully enter the dressing room, OK brings out his Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun (the guns used in the war were too powerful) and sprays all the poyos. "EZ, ANOTHER WIN!" said OK. "bro we finna pack you up" said Pink Kirby. Pink Kirby shoots down OK. OK comes back using an RPG exploding all the poyos, except Diamond Kirby. Diamond Kirby cranks 90s so fast + goofy high ground retakes and packs up OK with the high ground advantage + with his fists. Green Kirby comes in and uses an elytra, glides above the poyos, and throws 100 C4s below him. "NAH" said Brown Kirby. All the poyos explode. This battle went on a bit.
"SHIT, THE MATCH STARTS IN 5 MINS" said OK. The poyos rushed to the dressing room without using 'splodes or weapons. "Alright, what's the tactics" asked Green Kirby. "bro, tactics? we aren't facing the yoshis, this is the POKES!" said Pink Kirby. "LOOOL I FORGOT" said Green Kirby. The poyos start to smoke. "hold on, the pokes actually have some decent players" said Ghost Kirby, holding his goofy ahh iPhone 5. "lemme see" said OK. OK comes over grabs the phone, packs up Ghost Kirby, PvPs him and looks at the screen. "btw sorry Ghost Kirby, I 'accidently" packed you" said OK. OK refocuses on the screen and realizes that they have a 91 OVR Jolteon, a 90 OVR Leafeon, and a 90 OVR Glaceon. "where did these kids come from" said OK. "must've been from mexico" said Pink Kirby. "fr" said Fire Kirby. "ANYWAYS, take out these eevee shitters at all costs, they're getting carried by eevee pokemon just like 2020" said OK. "who carried the pokes in 2020?" asked Lapis Kirby. "the purple dog cat thing idk lol" said OK. "oh yeah that cunt, she couldn't score shit against me :skull:" said Lapis Kirby. "doesn't matter, I bet these 90 rated cunts can't do shit in the game" said OK.
The game began. Glaceon started kick off. She passed to Leafeon, who immediately passed it to Umbreon. Umbreon got the ball with an insane touch, ankled Tornado Kirby, ankled Ice Kirby, and banged it in past Lapis Kirby. "NAH" OK said watching from the bench. "BRO WYD, CAN YOU NOT MARK" said Pink Kirby. "don't worry, they were lucky, remember it's the pokes after all" said Green Kirby. Kick off restarted. Red Kirby got the ball, and tried to pass it to Pink Kirby. But, he sold, and the goofy ahh Glaceon got the ball. She shot it from the half way line and it went in. "FAM WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING" said OK, "WE DOWN 2-0 IN UNDER 1 MINUTE!" "HOW ARE WE LOSING?" said Pink Kirby. "JUST PACK THEM UP" screamed OK. Pink Kirby started with kick off this time. He passed to Red Kirby, who was behind him, but somehow Glaceon ran and took the ball. "NAH THEY ARE HACKING" said Pink Kirby. "DO IT!" screamed OK. Red Kirby ran after Glaceon and jumped her IRL just like manta did to the Voucher. "OW STOP" screamed the trash MIDfielder. "DONE" said Red Kirby. The whistle blew. The referee pulled out a red card. "oh, I'm so scared of that card" said Red Kirby. "you should be bud" said the referee. Red Kirby turned around and jumped on Glaceon multiple times. Red Kirby took her and threw her to the sidelines. "FINISH EM" said Red Kirby. OK ran to Glaceon, found a nearby piece of hard wood and smashed her head with it. "STOP IT" screamed Glaceon, crying. OK looked up, seeing Red Kirby being taken away with actual security. OK felt something behind him. He looked behind himself. "come here bud" said Security Officials. The group of 4 DIG Clones grabbed OK and took him away. "Well the problem is solved! we can win" said Pink Kirby. Glaceon was subbed off for Keldeo.
