"alr bois lets pack up some new gens!!!" said OK. He took his Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun and sprayed all the poyos. "kid stop being a dead new gen"
"wait, hold up tf is that," said OK. He saw an army of over 400,000 men. "nah bro why are they raising their arms like that," said Pink Kirby. "bro wtf are u doing," said OK. "ATTACK THEM!!!" screamed a commander in German. "BRO THEY ARE NAZIS!" said OK. The Germans use their epic weapons and start spraying the poyos. The poyo house gets exploded by Nazi bombs. "GET THEM WYD!" said OK. The poyos shot back the Germans. However, 20 poyos cannot defeat a dozen Germans and there were over 400K. The poyos retreated.
--1 HOUR LATER--
"Alright, we got our base set up in Poland, decently far away from these Germans" said Pink Kirby. "How do we defeat those Germans?" asked Yellow Kirby. "DON'T WORRY, ill pack them with my Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun. "my g, thats weak ahh," said White Kirby. "bro ur even weaker than black kirby wys" replied OK. "uhhh they are pretty close," said Ice Kirby. "oh they are pretty close," said OK.
"Do we have phone service here?" said White Kirby, "I need to play my blox cards XD" OK replied, "KID WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF ARMED GERMANS COMING HERE AND BLOX CARDS IS UR PRIORITY" "bro we'll pack them easily," said Red Kirby. "thats WHAT IM SAYING!!!!" said White Kirby, "WE CAN EZ THEM LIKE I EZ U IN BLOX CARDS XDDDD" OK used his RPG and his Ultimate Blue Laser Minigun on White Kirby. (WHITE KIRBY DIES) "Good, now he respawns somewhere else. " said OK. "Where does he respawn?" asked Red Kirby. "idk but he aint with us anymore, thats what i know" "oh yeah u too, Black kirby," said OK. OK shoots Black Kirby for an "unknown" reason. "FINALLY THAT BLACK CUNT IS GONE" exclaimed Green Kirby! "good, now we have people that we can actually trust here!" said Tornado Kirby. "bruh stop going off topic, whats our plan to defeat these Germans?" asked Yellow Kirby. "Alright, look at the map, German forces are currently expanding east to us. We are in an underground bunker but we planted 100k landmines with Ultra 1000x TNT inside one of those landmines. I also crafted miniguns that shoots dirty bombs ("radioactive" explosives)" said OK. "Not only this, but we have the upper hand in explosive equipment. We have the ultimate arsenal of overall bombs." said Pink Kirby. "Great plan, we can drive away these Germans easily." said Yellow Kirby. CRASH!!! "BRO WTF IS THAT NOISE" said OK. "wassup g" Green Kirby said, using an RPG at the wall. Green Kirby shoots a rocket at the wall 400 times in one second. "BRO STOP THAT, THATS SO LOUD + THE WALL MY GUY" said OK. OK grabs Green Kirby. "SEND HIM TO THE FIELDS! HE ISN'T A RESPECTED SOLDIER HERE!" Orange Kirby grabs Green Kirby and drives a car with him. "idk where that car is going, but at least green kirby rpg spammer is gone ez" said OK.
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EXPLOSIVE SOUNDS!
"BRO WHAT IS THAT???" says OK. "IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO RETREAT!" ??? says. "WHO TF ARE U, BOZO" says Red Kirby. Red Kirby notices an army of 80k men behind him. "I AM POLISH LEADER, Steenee" says Steenee. "cool" says OK. "WE WILL DESTROY YOU RIGHT NOW UNLESS YOU LEAVE OUR NATION!" screams Steenee. "WYS WE'RE PROTECTING U FROM THE GERMANS!" says Pink Kirby. "PROTECTION FROM BLOBS OF JELLY? LOOOL? WE'RE NOT AS DUMB AS LIONEL MESSI!" says Steenee. (Yusuf is his real name + 5ft9 + London + 51.508530, -0.125740 51°30'31"N 0°7'33"W) "CAP WE FINNA PACK U UP RN!" says OK. "EVERYONE, ATTACK!" screams Pink Kirby. The group of 20 poyos, essentially now at one life (they respawn somewhere else) attack the army of 80 thousand Polish men. "take this bro" says OK. OK uses his C4 Minigun and kills a thousand Polish men in a second. Pink Kirby loads up PBS Kids Game. He realizes that he can't zz in that game, puts radioactive waste on the PC, and rages, throwing it at the Polish army, killing 200. Red Kirby takes his dodgeball, goes full force, (with nuclear weapons) and throws it, piercing through 40 Polish men, with the explosion killing 500. Ice Kirby uses the ice from his head to stab 10 Polish men a second. "HOW ARE YOU WINNING?" screams Steenee. "UR ARMY IS EZ" says OK, killing 600 Polish men. Lapis Kirby grabs his Full Auto sniper with nuclear built in equipment + Minigun Capable Nuclear Launcher filled with dog poop and chemical weapons. He sprays it in on the Polish Army, killing 30,000 men in just 5 seconds. The remaining 10,000 Polish men attempt to escape. Lapis Kirby shoots 4 tons of pure poop on their head + 10 gallons of urine + 2 tons of nuclear waste. The Polish army is gone.
