January 19, 2022
[Warning: The first half of this story was made in August while the second half was made in January]
All the poyos jumped into the "5 years eariler" portal and they appeared in the year 2016. Inside the ancient version of DIG's House. It was CRT free and a bunch of casual pokes. "WOW!!! NO CRT!!!" said Red Kirby. The rest of the poyos didn't fucking notice since they forgot about DIG's House after the nuked it a while ago. But the poyos noticed something weird. There was no deaths in the past 5 minutes. This was 4.75x lower than usual so the poyos starting to kill each other. BUT WAIT!!! Their weapons WERE GONE!!! "WTF MY ULTIMATE BLUE LASER MINIGUN IS GONE!!!" said OK. He punched Pink Kirby in the face and went outside. He smashed down a tree with a nearby chainsaw, and started to destroy a tree. He crafted a wooden pickaxe and saw a pre dug hole. He went inside the pre dug hole and Green Kirby with a diamond sword stabbed his bitch ass until he was gone. Ghost Kirby already crafted the standard nukes, and was about to blow up DIG's House. But he didn't have flint and steel. "yo green kirby, give iron and flint rn" said Ghost Kirby. Green Kirby already had crafted an AK-47 and started to shoot his bitch ass. "lets actually preserve digs house" said Green Kirby. 2 seconds later, DIG's house got exploded by OK and Pink Kirby, as they do the take the L fortnite dance. White Kirby still got his strength and withstanded the attack, as everyone else died. The whole entire house got launched up, with all the poyos back on it. The poyos were flying 2km up into the air. Green Kirby had the newly added elytra (fireworks added in 2017 EZ) but he had no fireworks, so he just did a standard RPG jump over the flying house, and nuked the house a 2nd time with all the poyos. Green Kirby was now dropping down at 0.43km a second so he held his water bucket and did some cool stuff. "bruh just use ur fucking elytra" said OK.
1 week later, 23,000 weekly deaths happened, a 70% increase from normal. After a shit ton of nukes and repairs, the poyos realized something. If the poyos want their cool weapons back. OK searched up "HOW TO GO BACK TO 2021 IF U WENT 5 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" There was a video that was made 3 weeks ago so OK clicked on it. "WELCOMe BAKC guys!!!! SPECTRE PLAYS: OMG!!!!!! MINECRAFT INTRO BE LIEK: DONT CLICK THE DESC IN THE LINK IT GIVEA D.FLY LINK VIRUS OMG ADWARE ON UR PC LOL ACTUALLY CLICK IT DEPENDS IF IT GIVES ME THE IP!!!" OK clicked off. OK clicked on a 9 year old video. "welcome back guys, today ill show u what happens if u went to 2007 from 2012. So all u have to do is do a shit ton of tasks to get u back to 2012 it works" "bruh wtf" said OK. Grass Kirby already had an ultra SMG and he sprayed down all the poyos. White Kirby was right behind him, so he ran through all the poyos, killing all of them. Green Kirby had no loot, so he crafted one rod and started to jitter click on White Kirby with his rod and fucking getting White Kirby 3 feet into the air until his bitch ass died. OK finally crafted a wooden sword and he stabbed Green Kirby. Green Kirby turned back and comboed OK and White Kirby at the same time. Orange Kirby held his minigun and sprayed down all those bitches.
A new unmarked portal appeared, so all the poyos decided to go inside it. They appeared in the Legendary Arena, which looked like modern day Hog Mountain. The trophy count was only 2,122. OK took his AK-47 and sprayed the king tower just like the poyos. Pink Kirby made a gaming PC and good thing, PBS games was a thing at that point. Pink Kirby played PBS games and threw his mouse at the king tower. He threw his keyboard at Blue Kirby, and he threw the entire PC and monitor at OK, killing him. He took OK's wooden sword and gave it to Green Kirby. "enchant it with sharp 100" Green Kirby enchanted it with Sharp 100, and stabbed Pink Kirby. Green Kirby saw a prince charge to him, so he took his AK-96 and shot the prince down. Meanwhile at OK he was nuking the entire arena, since he didn't like hog mountain. He lit it up, but Green Kirby came out of nowhere, pushing OK off the arena, into the sky, and started to combo him 400 miles in the air, he actually nuked OK and himself mid air. But Green Kirby lived with his prot 100 armor. Green Kirby stacked up and placed blocks mid air cause hes Green Kirby wtf do u expect.
