December 17, 2020
"Ok imma play some fortnite now", Pink kirby says. Bruh im so bad at this game. Omg i got 0 kills again before dying. Ok guys im gonna go to bathroom now. Pink kirby goes to bathroom. But before that, he eats a hot dog and plays apex legends. After he went to the bathroom, he decided to edit content. But he cannot stay focused because he dumb af. "Smh imma play some fortnite again," says pink kirby. He plays fortnite for 6 hours in one play session. The highest position he went to in solos was 7th place for 6hrs. He cracks his PC, and he decides to build his own PC. He goes to Amazon to buy the materials. With same day delivery, he buys the materials to build a 5k custom gaming PC.
After he got the mats, he casually built the 5k custom gaming pc, and he plays fortnite again. But he got bored so he decides to bully White Kirby. Pink kirby walks to White Kirby's room. He attempts to open it, but the door is locked. Using the /give command, Pink Kirby gets an iron axe. He breaks down the door, and he finds White Kirby eating a salad. Pulling out an RPG, he explodes the salad. "Whyyyy :(" exclaims White Kirby! "yea bro I don't care" said Pink Kirby. With has RPG again, he shoots it at his animals, but they quickly dodge it. One of the pandas charged into pink kirby, and the wolf attacks Pink Kirby and makes him stuck in the corner. "Wtf bro" said Pink Kirby. Pink Kirby ended up, using the axe to bring down the wolf and panda. With the RPG up close, he shoots it at the panda, but he brought a shield, so it blocked the shot. Pink Kirby noticed the animals at his PC, and he rushed through, with the panda after him. He shut the door closed outside, and ran to his PC.
His new PC, was full of viruses such as memez virus, so he is so mad that his new PC is done for. He uses /give to get a minigun, and brings down White Kirby, Black Kirby, and all the animals. "ez" said Pink Kirby. At his PC, he attempts to open up the web browser, but the PC inverted colors, and shortly after, he got a termination blue screen of death. That means his PC is gone already and can't be revived lmao. "WTF" Pink Kirby exclaimed. He tried to use /give to get a new gaming PC, but cheats were just disabled. He goes on amazon, and simply buys a 10k gaming PC. He also bought 12 copies of MC. Pink Kirby ended up taking a shower at that point.
Meanwhile at OK, he was editing content on Filmora9. He was casually editing a TPS video. But something happened. His Filmora9 crashed right before he exported it. He opened up Filmora9 again, but autosave broke. He had 1% of his progress from before. That was 4 hours he would never see again. "WTF WHY FILMORA9" screamed OK. He nearly broke his PC, but remembered it would cost a lot to buy another. So he started to edit again, but did Ctrl+S to save every minute. That meant nothing because Yellow Kirby came in with an AK-47. "yo bro u editing content" said Yellow Kirby, as he hid his gun behind his back. "yea im doing fine" said OK. Yellow Kirby aimed the AK-47 at OK. But it looked like a nerf gun and it was a nerf gun lmfao. "bruh" said OK. Pink Kirby came out of the shower and noticed OK editing content. Pink Kirby's PC from amazon didn't come yet, so he decided to destroy OK's PC just because. Aiming the RPG, he shot it, but it hit Yellow Kirby and the PC was safe. "wtf" said Yellow Kirby. Pink Kirby walked past Yellow Kirby and finally used the RPG to blast the PC. It was successful. "OMG WHY" said OK Kirby. "EZZZZ" said Pink Kirby as he shot OK with the RPG because why not. He ran out of the room, and OK chased him with sharp 2 diamond axe. Pink Kirby did not have access for the /give command, so he found bedrock in the corner of the hall, and blocked off OK. Pink Kirby ran out of the poyo house and hid for now.
Author's note: hey guys im green kirby ez (guys chapter 2 is going to be a long time or smth idk)
