AILUROPHILE [✓]

Blue in the face

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❝  extremely angry, frustrated, annoyed, embarrassed or upset ❞

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"Home run!"

The ball pathetically rolled down the lane, hitting a single pin in the leftmost corner, and falling straight into the gutter.

"That's not what you say when you knock down one pin in a bowling alley, Y/N." Chifuyu let out a short laugh, amused by my misery.

"Home run!" I repeated, walking back to my seat as I handed the ball to Takemichi, who seemed to be waiting for this opportunity. He was so painfully good at this game that even I had to sit back and get awed by his skills.

No wonder Hina was cheering for him like crazy.

"I'm so sorry for you, you're about to get wrecked by Takemitchy," Mikey ruffled my hair, sarcasm dripping down his words.

"At least I'm pretty." I slapped his hand away, slurping my drink as I glared at Takemichi, who knocked down all the ten pins with a sleek throw.

"I will bowl right into his face one day."

I let out all my frustration on the straw, chewing on it absentmindedly. Mikey threw me a concerned glance, probably worried that the evening might end up with bloodshed.

"You haven't eaten anything," Chifuyu interrupted my violent thoughts, making me smile at his words.

"Don't worry, I'm not used to eating heavy stuff before, like, eight? Yeah. I start feeling nauseous."

"Chifuyu, you've never asked me if I've eaten anything." Mikey's face twisted into a scowl, as I gave a grateful thumbs-up to Chifuyu.

"If only you weren't here, Mikey, I would've called this a double date."

"Am I just meant to be a third-wheel? Is that the purpose of my life?" He turned to face Chifuyu, "Also, I'm pretty sure Y/N's gonna drop you the moment she sees Baji-"

"I deserve two boyfriends."

"What about everything we've gone through?" He sighed dramatically, blowing on his nails.

"If you were the only boy left in the world I'd simply start kissing girls."

"I hope you slip on some oceanic amount of cat pee when you visit me again." Mikey put his drink down, his lips turned downwards.

"I want what you guys have." Hina had a dazed smile on her face, watching the three of us affectionately.

"I'm sure you don't want a girl constantly chasing you with a knife, Hina."

"I was talking about Y/N and Chifuyu, by the way."

Mikey gasped, closing his eyes to subside whatever comeback he was about to spit out, because he respected Hina more than anyone.

"I'm gonna get my first girlfriend before Y/N gets a boyfriend, I can give this to you in writing."

"You've never had a girlfriend before?" I bit my lip to stop myself from laughing. A guy so gorgeous had been single all his life?

"That's rich coming from you, loner."

"Sorry to burst your little bubble, but I had a boyfriend in seventh grade. I've been honing my flirting skills for years, buddy."

"Yet they're awful."

Ouch. Okay. I wasn't hurt at all.

"Okay so, where to, now?" Hina asked, rubbing her palms on her jeans.