How To Kill A Zombie

Make it Bun DAMMIT

(OI. BEFORE I START, LEMME JUST SAY. I DONT SUPPORT THE USE OF DRUGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT IF THATS YOUR THING THEN GO AHEAD MAN. IF YOU GET THE TITLE, 1, GUESS WHT GAME I JUST BEAT ON MY PC THIS WEEKEND :D AND 2, I WAS LISTENING TO THE SONG THE WHOLE TIME WHILE WRITING. SO. YEA. XD. ENJOY GUYS.)

"....so. What do we do...?"

"I dunno. Why you asking me?"

"Because you usually have a plan, jeez. Sorry for guessing that you knew what you were doing."

"I'll get you back for that at some point."

"Whatever. Can we talk about the dead boy at our feet?"

"Yea. "

Everything else from the conversation was blurred. Hard to recall something you couldn't hear because you were bleeding out you know. Anyway so. I was completely out, alone in my head with my thoughts.

Wh...huh...? Who is that...?

I...is that....people...?

I didn't know. Did they think I was dead...? I had to show some sign of being alive. I needed to do something.

"...nahh...i thi..."

Ugh. It's hard to hear them. Well, I need to show them...

"AHHGR! THE LITTLE BITCH JUST COUGHED UP HIS HEART ALL OVER MY SHOES!"

A giggle was heard.

"Get over it, Jase. It's just blood."

"On my new shoes!"

"Does that really matter to you still?"

"Ugh. Whatever. "

Welp. Didn't mean to puke. At least he didn't get any food on his shoes. Only had blood in there.

"Lets just take him and go."
"Okay."

And next thing ya know, I was being carried. Finally got some time to sleep. So, I did.

When I woke up, I was a little distorted. It was very hot. Like really damn hot. Either way, I needed to wake up. Slowly, I opened my left eye to peek at what was happening. To my surprise, I saw...a fire? Why was there fire? And why was I just sitting there? I tried to jump up to my feet but something was keeping my legs in place.

Was I bandaged up?

I touch my legs with my left arm, since my right was also stuck in place. Yep. I was bandaged from head to toe. I guess it makes sense. But where was I....?

In a really fucking hot room.

But something was off. The fire was burning, and was quite large. But....it kept burning. What was it running on...? Fires don't just stay on.

Now that I think about it, it smelled kinda funny. It was weird. It was burning something already. But what..?

All I know is that I got lightheaded. I used my arm to prop myself up, and tried to stand up. I was really dizzy. I couldn't even see straight. What was happening...? What was this..?

Heh. It Was kinda funny. Just standing there. Waiting to get torched, but all I could think about was that smell. Heh. Yea. It was funny.

"Heh...heheheh...hehehehahahahh! HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh JESUS! Hahahaha!"

I was laughing off my ass. At nothing. What the hell was this?

I looked down in my pointless laughter. I opened my eyes slowly, and noticed something. On the ground. It looked like a leaf or something.

A leaf or something.

A leaf...something...

A leaf....

oh crap. A leaf.

They were taking me high up before dropping me.

I tried to stop the laughter, but I couldn't. The air was intoxicating. It actually started to become nauseating.

I felt sick. So much smoke...so much weed.

It was like being hotboxxed to death.

I puked a little. This was gunna kill me. I needed to get out, and NOW. But I just... I couldn't move. The whole sensation and the feeling and the nausea and just everything was just killer. I needed to sit down and just rest. Maybe grab a bite too... I was getting a little hungry.

The door that I hadn't realized existed opened beside me. A man in a gas mask entered. He tilted his head at me, as if half expected me to enjoy this. Maybe he thought I was already a pot head. That's not the case.

He seemed to try to talk, but it was a little hard to hear through the mask.

"Uh....mou look kina sick."

"...h...huh?"

"YOU. LOOK. KINDA. SICK."

"You're smoking me to death, what do...do...do you expect?"

I was losing my breath. Talking was hard.

"Huh. Alwite. Cwome."

I try to get up, but he helps me up so I didn't have to strain myself too much. He takes me out of the exit of the room.

As soon as my eyes come to, my mouth drops. There's a girl, looking around 20 or so, sitting on the table. Shirtless. She doesn't notice me. She's eating...what are those...? They looked kindof bloody. Maybe little animal bites. Idk.

"....-cough- uh.....wh...huh?"

She turns and sees me, immediately blushing and falling off the table. She hides herself. "WHAT THE FUCK JASE! I told you to tell me when you go in there! You always just pop up in my fucking room!"

The man named "Jase" seems to chuckle. Hard to tell through the gas mask. "Sowry"

She pokes her head out and seems to stare at me. Awkward much? Yea. It is.

"...I-I....see you're awake...."

"I woke up when the weed smell hit my nose."

"...I-I guess that's normal..."

Man, this was too awkward. I needed a wing man. Or girl. I didn't care, just someone I knew. And I really don't know anything living except for butter-

"BUTTERSCOTCH!"

"..?"

"Where the hell is my cat!?"

"Oh...uh..."

She looks down at the meat in her hands.
"Oops."

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LOL JK THATS WAY TO CRUEL XD

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She giggles after seeing my face. "..I-I'm joking. She's alive. Don't know where though. We saw her trying to crawl her way to the room you nearly died in in an attempt to save you. Didn't get to far though. We picked you up, and she just followed."

"...so...you don't know where she is?"

"Well we didn't wanna put her in the hotbox with ya. "

"That makes sense."

I stopped for a second. It took a while for me to break through the mental barrier called weed at the moment, but I needed to ask a important question. "I need to ask....why the hell were you drugging me?"

"Oh." She blushes. "Well, we need to eat something, and I really don't feel like making people fight."

Fuck. Cannibals.

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Best chapter so far in my opinion. Very fun writing. You guys really wanted some other character interaction, so here ya goooo :3
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-Alex0987