How To Kill A Zombie

Road Trip!

Well, the house is trashed. Broken. Ruined. Kersplat. So I did what any normal human would do when their house breaks down. I moved.

I started to get my bag ready, it's obviously going to be heavier than usual. I'll have all of my belongings in it, and when you live in a world where more than a little bit of things are out to rip you limb from limb and digest you, you tent to travel light.

I took all my mementos off the shelf, packed all the necessities for little Butters, and looked outside. The sun was rising, almost in the middle of the sky. By my guess, I think it's around 1 right about now. That may not give me and the small kitten much time, but we couldn't risk sleeping in that room again. So then me and the little feline set off on the biggest mistake there is.

Really. It was huge. Shouldn't have done it.

So, we walk out. Leaving my room and my building, I felt a realization coming on. Again. "I'm stuck on a zombie infested planet. And no ones comin to save me. " I let out a depressed sigh. I had no one except a cat. The best damn cat in the world to be exact. So as we walked away from the decaying masterpiece that used to be a city, I cant help but feel a little sad. But, if someone else is out there in the world, I hope I find him/her, (hopefully a girl) so I won't be so alone. And so we might have a slight shot at saving the human race. Though it is a pretty long shot. Well, I'm really looking on the bad side right now, huh? Ok. Back on track. "what are we gunna do butters? No idea where to go, and there's limited to about 6 places in earth that have less than 1000 zombies in their areas. I definitely don't have any ideas. So, what about you?"

"Nya..........mreow. "

"Great answer, buddy. "

Well, I guess I shouldn't expect to get an answer from a cat. .-.

So, we kept walking. And walking. And walking. Didn't stop for about 2 days. Then we walked again. I had no idea what the hell I was looking for, but whatever it is, it better be good. But if I told you that, it'd spoil the story, now wouldn't it?

So, we finally hit an old city. No idea which one, the sign said:

LO

VA--G--

Couldn't read a thing on it. But my reading skills were already starting to go down the drain, so what do you expect. So, without a complete reason other than finding a place to hide out in, I stepped into lo vag.

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GENIUS. PURE. GENIUS.

(Lel lo vag)

For those of you that are bad at using context clues, lo vag is Los Vegas. But imma call it lo vag because.....well.....LO VAG

I'll update a little sooner this time. (Hopefully >:3)

-Alex0987