How To Kill A Zombie

Stuck.

"Okay, so now what?" Jade sat impatiently at the entrance eager to get moving. "You do not understand how done with this stupid place i am. Thank GOD were leaving. C'mon bud!"

And this, is where I knew I glubbed up. I mean, when she put the collar on me and gave me a name, I knew it was bad, but when it actually happened, the realization hit like a bus. I was a pet. With a pet. A pet with a pet. That's kinda weird huh.

"Can you not treat the runt like a wanted part of this group?" Jase didn't seem to enjoy me around at all, slave or not.

"Still waiting for you two to realize I'm not a fucking golden retriever. "

A swift kick to my calf shuts me up. "Quiet, pet."
Almost immediately after, jade turns around and sees the small limp that had come as a side effect of the kick. "I swear to GOD Jase, if you hurt bud, I will GUT you."

"My names Zach. "

"Good bud. Now come on. He won't kick you anymore."
For fucks sake...

"Please don't call me bud."

"What's up bud? You hungry or something? "

"I swear to god-"

She violently tugs on the collar for me to walk behind her. Thank god I convinced her to let me stand on my feet instead of all fours. She was planning on making me a full on dog-slave-thingy.

As we walked, I heard the tiny patter of butters's paw pads hitting the floor. At least I still had ONE sane friend. Who was a cat. Maybe I wasn't sane myself.

"Okay bud, where's the nearest kombini?" Jade turned and stared at me, as if I knew what the hell she was talking about.

"Uh...what's a kombinei?"

Jase sighed and whispered into my ear. "It's like Japanese or something for convenience store. She's really into that anime stuff."

With a sigh and a small nod, I turned to jade. Thinking to when I was walking around, I realized I was in a place I hadn't recognized in the slightest. "...where the hell even are we...?"
Jase looked up as if here were thinking. "uhhhh...where'd we find you again?"
"Vegas I'm pretty sure."

Jade nervously chuckles a bit and tries to avoid eye contact. Jase does the same but looks at me as he talks. "Yea....uh....we kiiiiinda left Vegas...and came to California...so yea."

My jaw unhinged a bit, with me trying to keep myself calm. "How...the...the fuck...did you get me to CALIFORNIA if I was out cold?! How long did it take!?"
"Eh. Few days. Like...half a week maybe. " she said it like it was an everyday thing. "So, i was completely knocked out for around half a week, and dragged to California, for what reason exactly...?"

There was a sudden silence among us three.

Jade spoke up. "...will you accept "because we've always wanted to go there" as an answer...? Like cuz if not pssshh totally not why we came here. "

Probably forgot to mention that she was blonde. I mean, I don't support the stereotype, but lord did she help the argument that blondes are ditzy.

Jase shoved his hand into his face so loud it sounded like a high school girl slapping a pervert. "Yes. The only reason we came was because we've never been. So what? What's so bad about that?"

I sighed. "Nothing, nothing. Other than the fact that it's the most meaningless fact I've learned all day. "

And here I was thinking I was the protagonist with a big old story and purpose and Im the chosen one or something.

"Boy stop breaking the fourth wall."

"Sorry. "

Soon after, jade got tired. So she asked me to carry her. Jase was very against the idea, but jade insisted on "riding her buddy". Eventually I collapsed, on my hands and knees, and she rode me like I was a horse. She got off after a little while later, leaving me tired and beaten up on my knees and hands. So, they dragged me.

And dragged me.

And dragged me.

Then I fell asleep, but when I woke up,

HOLY COW GUESS WHAT they were dragging me.

I felt that this was going to be a looooong trip.

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"Fred fred burger YES. "

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-Alex0987