How To Kill A Zombie

Home Invasion

Like I said, it was a shitty move. Have you ever been woken up by the smashing of wood and the incredibly high pitched sound of a scared kitten? Well, it's not the best way to wake up. And when you open your eyes to find an old Los Vegas casino card dealer with his mouth open, well half of it(the other half was stuck in the door), groaning his ass off, you get scared.

"OH SHIT!!"

I grab one of the beer bottles from last night and smash it over the hungry dealers head. It cracks into fragments, and a few of them get my leg. The dealer seems to be a crawler, so a smash to the head won't stop it. I have to immobilize it. I quickly use the broken beer bottle to shank it's legs. I get one, but it uses the other to push of the ground and land on me. As it repeatedly tries furiously to bite my nose, I strangle it at the neck. The zombie's grunts turn into a fowl hiss.

"G-get the hell o-off you old turd!"

I slowly get off my bean bag, and roll over onto it. When I gain full control on top of it, I use my fists to pound it's face. As it starts to slow its movements, i take the risk and reach for the bottle planted in its leg. Its teeth slightly graze my neck, and as they do, a painful, stinging sensation rushes to my neck. I let out a quick yelp and I grab the handle of the bottle quickly. I immediately stab its arm, and quickly take it out to aim another jab at the heart. As it's movements slow to a stop, I remember to tend to my neck.

"Shit shit shit.... did it get me?"

Scared and slow, I pick up one of the bottle shards. As I stare into it and aim at my neck, my eyes shrink.

"Oh crap...."

I drop the shard and it breaks into 3. As I look down at the separated piece, I notice the blood running down my leg. I crouch to see what it is, and the pain hits. I flinch, and I realize my injury. "Stupid zombies. Stupid glass..." I mumble on and on as I finish the painful task of taking the shrapnels out.

As I lay on the floor, I grasp my bite. "i guess that Kure stuff will come in handy. " Kure is actually pronounced cure, but they added the k for the main ingredient in it: the saliva of a Komodo Dragon. It's too bad that they found the cure for the infection too late. And you have to take it once every week to keep from turning back. Kure doesn't necessarily completely rid you of the virus, it just pushes the virus back to the area of origin for as long as it's in your system. The side affect though, is that it also pushes the good bacteria to the origin spot too. So, there's a chance your bite might start oozing blood and pus. But that's it.

As I start to relax from the incident, I notice a missing presence.

"Butters? where are you?"

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"Butters??"

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Oh no.

"BUTTERS??"

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"meow. "

"Whew. I thought you were a squished kitty. I got scared."

As the cat limped over to me and rested down on my lap, I slowly started caressing the small sweet spot behind the cats ear.

"Were gonna be just fine. right butters?"

I got answered with a small

" meow ".