Rowdy 3 Headcanons

Advice

Hello readers! I feel like I've been neglecting you guys. End of the school year is definitely a rough time for me, so sorry for the prolonged silence. 

As a side note, I've been thinking at trying my hand at a full length fanfic for Dirk Gently's. I want to write a season 3 (cause we all know there's never going to be an official one). Would any of you be interested in that? This book would probably get put on the back burner if I started it, but I would make sure to post my season 3 on wattpad as soon as I finish. Let me know your thoughts!

Now, onto the chapter!

What kind of advice I think the Rowdy 3 would give:

Martin: I see him as giving really deep sounding advice that doesn't really mean anything. Stuff like inspirational quotes, vague metaphors, and mantras that don't make sense on second glance. He would probably stare dramatically into the distance while smoking a cigarette when giving advice too. 

Cross: He is the hype guy. Cross doesn't want his friends to feel sad or discouraged, so his advice mostly consists of hyping people up. Stuff like "You can do it!" and "Don't let them get you down!" are the main phrases in Cross's advice. 

Gripps: Gripps is a great listener. As you share your problems with him, he is making eye contact, nodding along, and making you feel heard. His actual advice might not be all that helpful (or coherent) but you feel much better after he listens to you. 

Amanda: Her advice would probably be the most realistic and most helpful. She is super insightful and gives you advice that sticks with you for awhile and makes you think differently about life and yourself. That being said, Amanda would not pull any punches when telling you how to be a better person, so maybe don't ask any questions you don't want answered. 

Vogel: Vogel is the one who gets the most emotionally invested in your problem. He doesn't know what you should do or what advice to give, but he wants to help. He is 100% down to help in any way he can with you problem. 

Beast: Her advice is exactly 0% helpful, but her consoling hugs make up for it. 

That's it! Thanks for reading. I would love to hear your feedback about the chapter or my idea to write season 3. Have a great day and stay safe!