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Belarus ;
Russia, wake up.

Russia ;
Five more minutes..

Belarus ;
You've been in a coma for 2 years!

Russia ;
- Furrowing his eyebrows,
Okayyy..?
Two more minutes.

Belarus ;
- Slowly, beginning to pull out a knife,
Get. Up-.

Russia ;
Kill me if you must,
But do not,
Do NOT make me get up.

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