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Worker; Hello, welcome to [Starbucks]!  What can I get you, today? 

Y/N; How much is it to fill a Venti with Expresso? 

Worker; I..- I'm sorry?

Y/N; A Venti cup, okay? Now how much would it cost to fill that with Expresso. 

Worker; Oh, uh. Well, it'd be I suppose- I only have a button for a Quad. I don't have 'special,' pricing for- Twenty ounces of Expresso in a single.. drink." 

Y/N; Listen. Price is the furthest thing from my mind. How many 'Add shots,' is that? 

Worker, taking a deep breath. 

Worker; It'll be a Quad with- *clears throat* Uh, sixteen additional shots.

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