Logan, carefully opening a bag of Cheetos.
Logan, accidentally crinkles the bag.
Virgil, running downstairs, into the room.
Virgil; WHERE ARE THEY?!
Logan; I MADE ONE FUCKING NOISE. CAN I EVER OPEN A BAG OF CHEETOS WITHOUT YOU BOTHERING ME?!
Virgil; Bitch-. You know I always get first Cheeto.
Roman and Patton, both rushing downstairs.
Roman; Dammit. He beats us every time.
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