France; So, what should I do? My boyfriends' too tall for me to kiss him.
Britain; Punch him in the stomach, then, when he hurls over in pain - Kiss him.
America; Dump him!
Germany; Kick him in the shin?
Russia, shouting from the other room.; God! None of those! Just ask me to lean down!
Britain; You're with HIM?!
- For @clair_de_lune-, shes' made me in love with Frussia. -
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