Prussia, handing Germany a cup; Heres' some coffee, it should help you feel better.
West Germany, not thinking; Thanks, dad.
West Germany; What?
West Germany; Why is everyone staring at me?
Third Reich; Because, you just called Prussia dad.
West Germany; What-? No, I didn't, I literally said 'Thanks man.'.
Prussia; Do you- See me as a father figure, West?
West Germany; What-? No! If anything, I see you as a brother figure.
East Germany; Hey! Show your 'father,' some respect.
Third Reich, standing silently, his left eye twitching.
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