Some.. Random kidnapper; We have your child.
Germany; Child . . ? What child ? I don't have a child.
The kidnapper; Then who did I just cut the crust off of his sandwich and gave warm milk to ?
Germany; . . . Oh, god. You have Italy.
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FantasyRussia ; Who in the hell-? Soviet ; Took the vodka? Apparently, None knows. Russia ; What? × - Ukraine and Belarus walking in, wobbling. - × Hey guyyyss-.. Soviet & Russia ; Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! ________________________________________...
