Cherry Picking「SAKUATSU」✔

1

It started with a text from his cousin. A simple: "You've never been in a relationship, right?" and not thinking anything of it, Kiyoomi had replied with a very honest: "No". 

And then a minute later his phone beeped.

Kiyoomi stared down at the notification in a mixture of shock and disbelief, because there was no possible way that Motoya had thought this was a good idea.

'Motoya created a group chat.

Motoya added you and 1 other to the group.

Motoya renamed the group 'Kiyoomi's De-Flowering <3'.'

It was only seconds after the first notification that Kiyoomi's phone lit up again; this time with a message.

Motoya: suna, meet my cousin kiyoomi

Motoya: kiyoomi, meet my good friend suna

Motoya: suna and i are gonna help u lose ur virginity hehe

Kiyoomi locked his phone and stared at the wall.

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The idea that he needed help losing his virginity was oddly insulting. Kiyoomi had been confessed to on numerous occasions - both in high school and in university. He had made the choice not to fall victim to the same sexual hunger that his peers had, but it seemed as though his cousin didn't want to take no for an answer. Kiyoomi tried anyway.

Kiyoomi: no.

Suna: oh? can we princess diaries him? pull off his face mask and reveal he was hot the whole time (/o＼)

Suna: girls or boys?

Kiyoomi: neither. i dont need you to set me up to lose my virginity

Motoya: we already have it planned out. please <3

Kiyoomi: no.

Motoya: hehe

Motoya showed up at Kiyoomi's dorm not an hour later, followed closely by a boy that Kiyoomi had never seen before. The boy's green eyes swept over Kiyoomi's broad build and he smiled lazily.

"This will be a piece of cake," He said, and Kiyoomi knew right away that this was Suna.

It turned out that there was going to be a house party a kilometre away from campus on the next Saturday, and unfortunately for Kiyoomi- Motoya and Suna had been invited.

They sat on Kiyoomi's bed and began to tell him their master plan and what they wanted to happen (and what he would ensure would definitely not happen).

"Bokuto-san is getting drinks for us, we just need to give him the money," Motoya said, and his (in Kiyoomi's opinion, quite idiotic looking) eyebrows rose with excitement.

"We just need to dress Sakusa up real nice and find him someone pretty to fuck, and we're set," Suna smiled at Kiyoomi again, and he felt his face ache with how hard he was frowning. He could feel his glare coming out of his pores in waves, and he hoped with every inch of his being that Suna felt it. From the way he was smiling, Kiyoomi was sure that he could.

"You're the bane of my existence," He said when he shifted his glare to his giggling cousin.

Motoya smiled, and turned to Suna, "Don't mind him, Rin," He said with a friendly chuckle, "He's just shy and awkward."

"No worries," He replied, and Kiyoomi pressed himself into the wall beside his bed and hoped it would swallow him up. Maybe the guy who lived next door -Ushijima Wakatoshi- would take pity on him and let him hide out in his room until Saturday.