A/N: So uh, I'm not creative when it comes to funny things, so I usually get these incorrect quotes from other people so don't come at me if I use the same idea as someone else.
Mahiru: Why are you smiling?
Hiyoko: What? I can't just be happy?
Mahiru: Mikan just tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Kokichi: There is no i in team, but there's one in pizza.
Kaito: So you're not going to share?
Kokichi, shoving a bunch of pizza in his sleeves: I am not going to share
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Hajime: Isn't it weird that british people say "bum bag" instead of "fanny pack"?
Nagito: Yeah, my mom says "You're a disappointment" instead of "I love you"
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(No, this next one is not Chiaki x Nagito. I just headcanon that they hang out a lot lol)
Hajime: People who don't live here, I gave you a key for emergencies, why are you raiding my food storage?
Nagito, lifting up Chiaki for her to reach something: We ran out of Doritos.
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Leon: I know a lot about space! Sayaka, ask me anything about space!
Sayaka: Is it big?
Leon: ...... Probably.
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Kaede: Oh no! The invetations are ruined, it's supposed to say "Saihara's birthday" On it!
Kokichi: What does it say instead?
Kaede: "Saihara's bi"
Kokichi: That'll still work.
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Kaito: I don't get mad that easily lol
Kokichi: [Breaths]
Kaito: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
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Byakuya: Naegi and I have chemistry where we finish each others-
Makoto: -sentances.
Byakuya: Don't interrupt me you little-
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Nagito: Hajme and I get along perfectly! Right Hajime? Figh five!
Hajime: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Shuichi: [Screams]
Kokichi: [screams louder]
Kaito: Should we do something?
Maki, with a bowl of popcorn: No, I wanna know who's gonna win this.
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Hiyoko: Do you want to talk about your feeling, Mahiru?
Mahiru: Nope.
Mikan: I do!
Hiyoko: I know.
Mikan: I'm sad
Hiyoko: I know, Mikan.
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Komaru, wearing Toko's glasses: How do I look?
Toko: I have no idea.
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Chihiro: I laugh in the face of evil.
Mondo: You cried for 45 minutes and begged Taka not to leave, so Makoto had to get you ice cream.
Chihiro: That was forever ago!
Mondo: That was 5 minutes ago.
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(Spoilers for Danganronpa 2)
Mikan, during the investegation for Hiyoko and Ibuki: She died from natural causes.
Hajime, later in the class trial: You pushed her off of the roof.
Mikan: Gravity is natural.
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Chihiro: Hey Mondo, I made a friendship bracelet for you.
Mondo: Thanks Chihiro, but I'm not really a jewlery kind of person.
Chihiro: Oh, well you don't have to wear it-
Mondo: Back off, I'm gonna wear it forever.
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Makoto: What are you drinking?
Komaru: Vodka.
Makoto: Straight?
Komaru: No, I'm gay.
Makoto: whAT
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That's it for now. I hope you enjoyed all of these incorrect quotes.
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