Kel: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Sunny:
Hero:
Aubrey:
Everyone Else At Kel's Surprise Birthday Party:
Sunny: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Kel: I think we're missing something.
Sunny: Teamwork?
Hero: Cohesion?
Aubrey: A general sense of what we're doing?
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(spoilers. It would only make sense if you seen it but still. Spoilers)
Kel: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Mari: Have everyone stand.
Hero: Bring three more chairs!
Aubrey: The most important ones can sit down.
Basil and Sunny: Kill three.
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Kel: You kidnapped Sunny? That's illegal!
Hero: But Kel, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Sunny, or destroying our dreams?
Kel: Kidnapping Sunny, Hero!!!
Aubrey: Kel, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Kel: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Aubrey: To work together!
Kel: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Basil: Kel, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Hero: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Aubrey: To the city?
Hero: Yeah, no matter what!
Basil: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Hero: I... I don't know!
Sunny: Oh come off it, be serious!
Hero: I am serious!
Sunny: You're insane!
Kel: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Hero: What???
Kel: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Sunny, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
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*The squad is over at Kel and Hero's house*
Sunny: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Kel: ... No...
Kel, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Sunny, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
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The weirdest fandom book I've ever seen
HumorTbh I'm not even sure if a fandom book even exists. But now it does, I made it up. If it doesn't exist already. Anyway, this book is just a random thing that I write incorrect quotes, memes, cursed images, headcanons, and other stuff about fandoms I...
