Tbhk:
Yashiro: I think Mitsuba was right.
Kou: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Yashiro: He wouldn't do that.
Mitsuba: You're right, Yashiro. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Also Mitsuba: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Kou, Told You So' on the back*
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Ohshc:
Haruhi: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Hikaru: Put spaghetti in it.
Haruhi: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Kaoru: Put spaghetti in it.
Haruhi: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Tamaki: Put spaghetti in it.
Haruhi: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Tbhk:
Mei: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Yashiro: Plane tickets?
Kou: Concert tickets?
Hanako: Prostitution?
Mei, holding her broken frames: Glasses.
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Soul eater:
Blackstar: Tsubaki, I'm sad.
Tsubaki: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Maka: Soul, I'm sad.
Soul, nodding: mood.
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Tbhk:
Kou: Dammit, Hanako!
Hanako: What?! It wasn't me!
Kou: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Mitsuba!
Mitsuba: Not me either.
Yashiro: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Tsukasa: *whistles*
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Bungo stray dogs:
Kunikida: You know those things will kill you, right?
Dazai, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Kyouka, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Atsushi: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Danganronpa V3:
Shuichi: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kaede: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Kaito: Can I still be Kaito?
Kokichi: Shh, let Frank speak.
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YTTD:
Sara: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Joe: What?
Sara: That you're a child.
Joe: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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My friend group cause this happened to me:
Crystal: Why is Milo having a mental breakdown and a panic attack at the same time?
Isabelle: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Crystal: And...?
Robyn: He got Karma Akabane.
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YTTD:
*Sara is cooking*
Joe: Any chance that's for me?
Sara: It's for Kai. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Joe: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Tbhk:
Hanako: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Mitsuba: Not if they consent to it.
Tsukasa: Depends who you're stabbing.
Yashiro: YES?!?
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Danganronpa udg:
Makoto: Why are Toko and Komaru sitting with their backs to each other?
Nagisa: They had a fight.
Makoto: Then why are they holding hands?
Kotoko: They get sad when they fight.
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Angels of death:
Dr. Danny, banging on the door: Isaac! Open up!
Zack: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Cathy: No, he meant-
Rachel: Let him finish.
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Danganronpa 1:
Leon: *Gently taps table*
Sayaka: *Taps back*
Makoto: What are they doing?
Kyoko: Morse code.
Sayaka: *Aggressively taps table*
Leon: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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That's it for now. I'ma go play r o b l o x with my friends now.

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